6 definitions by Uncle Dewy G
1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
by Uncle Dewy G June 13, 2010
Ejaculate that possesses the physical properties of rope upon departing the urethral opening. The ejaculate can be referred to as a "rope of cum" even if it has a semi-runny consistency (somewhere between sputum and gel dentifrice) so long as the rope of cum remains unbroken from the ejaculator to the ejaculatee. This phenomenon is associated with prolonged periods between ejaculations allowing for the full maturation, curing, and coagulation of semen. Overextended time between ejaculations can even lead to a curdled or lumpy rope of cum.
Opposite of cum spray.
Opposite of cum spray.
by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011
by Uncle Dewy G December 29, 2016
Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.
I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.
Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.
Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.
by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011
Bret: Hey honey can you pass me the orange juice.
Suzy: Go fuck yourself, Bret.
Bret: What’s up with the shatattitude?
Suzy: Go fuck yourself, Bret.
Bret: What’s up with the shatattitude?
by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011
High velocity ejaculate from a penis tip, the force being so great that the ejaculate disperses within in the air column in a spraying manner.
Opposite of a rope of cum.
Opposite of a rope of cum.
I hit her in the face with my cum spray.
Her eyes were sealed shut when the cum spray on her face dried.
Be careful, there’s cum spray on the floor.
Her eyes were sealed shut when the cum spray on her face dried.
Be careful, there’s cum spray on the floor.
by Uncle Dewy G June 13, 2010