Uncle Buck, Tennessee's definitions

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

Pizza belly

The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.

Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

Canine crop dusting

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street

It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025

movement in the tube

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.

Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 3, 2018

The Jordan of

A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.

Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2015

Mazeltov Cocktail

A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.

Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018

Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020