Una Malachica's definitions

anybody's mama, everybody's mama

a reason that I'll tell you what you should be doing even if I have never seen you before

I mention to a stranger, "Your shirt's not buttoned right," or at a local restaurant, I'll suggest what he should order for lunch, and add, "anybody's mama, everybody's mama."

by Una Malachica February 29, 2008

husband's ear

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

bad hair life

when you never have a good hair day

I keep hearing people talking about having a bad hair day. Well, I have a bad hair life

by Una Malachica March 23, 2008

suburbocrat

someone who lives in the suburbs and votes Democratic

I finally realized that I could vote Democratic even though I live in the suburbs--I am now a suburbocrat.

by Una Malachica March 18, 2008

wut

an acronym for wild, untamed things

I'm learning how to photoshop. You should see the WUT I've created

by Una Malachica March 31, 2008

geriatrigy

a really old person that can do something really new

My grandma is a geriatrigy--she's on facebook and she tweets several times a day.

by Una Malachica May 14, 2009

halfterpiece

a work of art that's not quite a masterpiece

Timothy Noah judged There Will Be Blood to be a halfterpiece.

by Una Malachica January 29, 2008