703 definitions by USAF Cadet

A liquid lunch is a meal that consists of cum sucked out of other guys' boners.
Sometimes I don't eat lunch at Seaton Hall -- I go to another dorm's restroom and have a liquid lunch!
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.
When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
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A circle mouth-gasm is like a circle-jerk but instead of jacking off, the five or six guy get their dicks sucked and have cumgasms in the mouth of a guy on his knees beating off who swallows their thick loadsof cum.
In my Fraternity X, I always looked forward to the other dudes having circle mouth-gasms in my mouth and swallowing their creamy loads!
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
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soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.
My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.
Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
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A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
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