Tyler Durden's definitions

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004

Entitilize

To astound or to interest greatly. Originally used in HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David.

I don't know what I'm seeing, but I'm somehow strangely entitilized.

by Tyler Durden May 13, 2005

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Green Up

used mostly in shooter games such as socom:us navy seals for the ps2. can be used in any game where the game is waiting on a small # of people to become ready

gtf^ now!

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by Tyler Durden July 4, 2003

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

jealous

In which you want something, that you can never have. you corrupt reputations and lives because of it, but in the end you never get what you want, so don't even bother.

Emily is jealous because all of her friends are in relationships. She wishe's she could be in one too. But it's never going to happen, so in return she get's mad at her friends, because she doesn't have a lify

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2005

cones

a woman’s breast ( slang ) (usually used in the plural)

That bitch Pamela shur got some big fake cones.

by Tyler Durden June 28, 2003

penis clown

Clowns that like to touch penis

*Guy dressed up as a clown enters the day care*
"Come sonny...ILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS"

by Tyler Durden April 7, 2005