Tyler Durden's definitions

Entitilize

To astound or to interest greatly. Originally used in HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David.

I don't know what I'm seeing, but I'm somehow strangely entitilized.

by Tyler Durden May 13, 2005

Exodus

The name of an expansion for the card game Magic: The Gathering released on June 8, 1998. It was the 3rd expansion in the Tempest block (Tempest, Stronghold, Exodus).

Forbid, Mind Over Matter, Oath of Druids, Carnophage, Recurring Nightmare, Price of Progress, Survival of the Fittest, Null Brooch

by Tyler Durden June 6, 2003

jealous

In which you want something, that you can never have. you corrupt reputations and lives because of it, but in the end you never get what you want, so don't even bother.

Emily is jealous because all of her friends are in relationships. She wishe's she could be in one too. But it's never going to happen, so in return she get's mad at her friends, because she doesn't have a lify

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2005

pride rock

That place where simba does his little thingie in the Lion King. It is in Africa, because the Lion King was in Africa.

Nate is from Africa and so was Simba, therefore Nate has been to pride rock.

by Tyler Durden February 25, 2004

penis clown

Clowns that like to touch penis

*Guy dressed up as a clown enters the day care*
"Come sonny...ILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS"

by Tyler Durden April 7, 2005

meaning of life

The meaning of life is 43, not 42, damnit! That is the meaning of life, do not question it.

"Tyler."
"What?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
"43."
"Why 43?"
"Because it is, damnit! Do not question it."

by Tyler Durden March 11, 2005

Thirst

Being unbelievably motivated by an outside stimulus... so much in fact it consumes your entire life!!

Wearing the shoes you just bought at the mall... our of the store you bought it from!!

Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005