by Tyler Durden June 28, 2003

1) One of the best movies ever made, a sustained and eloquent attack on consumerism which also points out the pitfalls of being a mindless follower or "space monkey"...
2) A thing guys have on Saturday nights after plenty of beer, where they hit each other and laugh when they knock out their teeth or break their thumbs. The next day it feels like your whole body is one big bruise - and typing is kind of tricky.
2) A thing guys have on Saturday nights after plenty of beer, where they hit each other and laugh when they knock out their teeth or break their thumbs. The next day it feels like your whole body is one big bruise - and typing is kind of tricky.
BILL: I've never been in a fight.
BOB: Oh really.
BILL: Hit me as hard as you can.
BOB: OK.. (THWACK!)
BILL: Jesus Christ it really hurts! Why the ear, man?
BOB: (laughs)
Bill punches Bob back and leaves an imprint of his knuckles on Bob's jaw.
Bob swings at Bill again and knocks a chunk of his tooth out. Before long, Bill has Bob in a potentially lethal headlock, and Bob is punching him repeatedly in the testicles.
(next day)
Bob: Man, look at my face. It's all fucked up.
Bill: Man, look at my hand. It's all fucked up.
Both: Same time next week?
BOB: Oh really.
BILL: Hit me as hard as you can.
BOB: OK.. (THWACK!)
BILL: Jesus Christ it really hurts! Why the ear, man?
BOB: (laughs)
Bill punches Bob back and leaves an imprint of his knuckles on Bob's jaw.
Bob swings at Bill again and knocks a chunk of his tooth out. Before long, Bill has Bob in a potentially lethal headlock, and Bob is punching him repeatedly in the testicles.
(next day)
Bob: Man, look at my face. It's all fucked up.
Bill: Man, look at my hand. It's all fucked up.
Both: Same time next week?
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by Tyler Durden January 19, 2004

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by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

A self-hating whore too pissed at the world around them to make true physical contact who instead jerks it on his or her brand new webcam.
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