Tyler Durden's definitions

king hit

What you do to a Kiwi who is full of shit.

"Jombi was being a wanker so I king hit him."

by Tyler Durden January 19, 2004

jealous

In which you want something, that you can never have. you corrupt reputations and lives because of it, but in the end you never get what you want, so don't even bother.

Emily is jealous because all of her friends are in relationships. She wishe's she could be in one too. But it's never going to happen, so in return she get's mad at her friends, because she doesn't have a lify

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2005

camslut

A self-hating whore too pissed at the world around them to make true physical contact who instead jerks it on his or her brand new webcam.

I am a genuine camslut. see_colon_slash over on Yahoo.

by Tyler Durden January 20, 2004

Entitilize

To astound or to interest greatly. Originally used in HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David.

I don't know what I'm seeing, but I'm somehow strangely entitilized.

by Tyler Durden May 13, 2005

Exodus

The name of an expansion for the card game Magic: The Gathering released on June 8, 1998. It was the 3rd expansion in the Tempest block (Tempest, Stronghold, Exodus).

Forbid, Mind Over Matter, Oath of Druids, Carnophage, Recurring Nightmare, Price of Progress, Survival of the Fittest, Null Brooch

by Tyler Durden June 6, 2003

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".

Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005