Tyler Durden's definitions

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004

jealous

In which you want something, that you can never have. you corrupt reputations and lives because of it, but in the end you never get what you want, so don't even bother.

Emily is jealous because all of her friends are in relationships. She wishe's she could be in one too. But it's never going to happen, so in return she get's mad at her friends, because she doesn't have a lify

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2005

king hit

What you do to a Kiwi who is full of shit.

"Jombi was being a wanker so I king hit him."

by Tyler Durden January 19, 2004

antiwar protester

someone using their freedom of speech and freedom of assembaly to protest war, most recently the war on iraq

by Tyler Durden May 19, 2003

project mayhem

1)A secret operation carried out by the Fight Club, led by Tyler Durden, to topple the corporate american system. Project Mayhem is an ongoing struggle against the power hungry rich bastards who don't give a fuck about the white coller working class american people.

2) A unique and better way of looking at life

1) blow up credit card buildings, reset the debt to zero

2a) In Tyler we trusted....
2b) On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

by Tyler Durden May 18, 2003

Entitilize

To astound or to interest greatly. Originally used in HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David.

I don't know what I'm seeing, but I'm somehow strangely entitilized.

by Tyler Durden May 13, 2005

Exodus

The name of an expansion for the card game Magic: The Gathering released on June 8, 1998. It was the 3rd expansion in the Tempest block (Tempest, Stronghold, Exodus).

Forbid, Mind Over Matter, Oath of Druids, Carnophage, Recurring Nightmare, Price of Progress, Survival of the Fittest, Null Brooch

by Tyler Durden June 6, 2003