Tyler Durden's definitions

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

dimp

A word to describe something valuable.
1. Money
2. Drugs
3. etc.

Wow, that's a whole lot of dimp.

by Tyler Durden March 2, 2005

PIT

Birth Place of all that is horst. It is the head vampire of all horstness.. if the PIT is destroyed, as well horstness.... especially Garret Olsen

Hey do you wana go get some food from the PIT???

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

meaning of life

The meaning of life is 43, not 42, damnit! That is the meaning of life, do not question it.

"Tyler."
"What?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
"43."
"Why 43?"
"Because it is, damnit! Do not question it."

by Tyler Durden March 11, 2005

Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

all over it

Affirmation of a task being readily finished, or a job that for certain will be completed

Man: "Bitch! Where's my samitch at?"
Bitch: "Hold up! I'm all over it!"

by Tyler Durden July 29, 2003

Chicken Wing

What Ryan calls his girlfriend Lowin on occasion.

o0o0o hello Chicken Wing!

by Tyler Durden September 25, 2004