Tyler Durden's definitions

Thirst

Being unbelievably motivated by an outside stimulus... so much in fact it consumes your entire life!!

Wearing the shoes you just bought at the mall... our of the store you bought it from!!

Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".

Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

PIT

Birth Place of all that is horst. It is the head vampire of all horstness.. if the PIT is destroyed, as well horstness.... especially Garret Olsen

Hey do you wana go get some food from the PIT???

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

bitchnut

A word used by myself and a select few to describe a person who is lazy, or just there.

Man, Robert is such a bitchnut. He won't even go pick up beer with money that I gave him!

by Tyler Durden July 8, 2004

Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

all over it

Affirmation of a task being readily finished, or a job that for certain will be completed

Man: "Bitch! Where's my samitch at?"
Bitch: "Hold up! I'm all over it!"

by Tyler Durden July 29, 2003