Tyler Durden's definitions

all over it

Affirmation of a task being readily finished, or a job that for certain will be completed

Man: "Bitch! Where's my samitch at?"
Bitch: "Hold up! I'm all over it!"

by Tyler Durden July 29, 2003

Bargument

A confrontation, physical or verbal, stemming from or taking place at an establishment that serves alcohol.

The drunk guy started a bargument with the bouncer and got dropped in the ally

by Tyler Durden December 3, 2003

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

project mayhem

1)A secret operation carried out by the Fight Club, led by Tyler Durden, to topple the corporate american system. Project Mayhem is an ongoing struggle against the power hungry rich bastards who don't give a fuck about the white coller working class american people.

2) A unique and better way of looking at life

1) blow up credit card buildings, reset the debt to zero

2a) In Tyler we trusted....
2b) On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

by Tyler Durden May 18, 2003

Entitilize

To astound or to interest greatly. Originally used in HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David.

I don't know what I'm seeing, but I'm somehow strangely entitilized.

by Tyler Durden May 13, 2005