Tyler Durden's definitions

Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

all over it

Affirmation of a task being readily finished, or a job that for certain will be completed

Man: "Bitch! Where's my samitch at?"
Bitch: "Hold up! I'm all over it!"

by Tyler Durden July 29, 2003

Chicken Wing

What Ryan calls his girlfriend Lowin on occasion.

o0o0o hello Chicken Wing!

by Tyler Durden September 25, 2004

dimp

A word to describe something valuable.
1. Money
2. Drugs
3. etc.

Wow, that's a whole lot of dimp.

by Tyler Durden March 2, 2005

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

Thirst

Being unbelievably motivated by an outside stimulus... so much in fact it consumes your entire life!!

Wearing the shoes you just bought at the mall... our of the store you bought it from!!

Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

SomeAmishGuy

The very definition of sexy.

Whoa damn! You look like a regular SomeAmishGuy!

by Tyler Durden May 23, 2003