Tyler's definitions

yergon

yergon means yes in a farty was...only idiots can use this...other ways can be yergs yergon shmergon etc.

Are u goign to the dance dave?
Yergonnnn

by Tyler February 18, 2004

cack

cock with a boston accent

bobby's cack is wicked small

by tyler April 21, 2005

monarch

The coolest damn band ever. And the coolest people ever. Tom and Tyler love them taxes.

Wow, monarch is such a kick-ass band.
Lets go do our taxes.
I just bought a huge bag of taxes.
Wanna do taxes in a joint or a bong?

by tyler January 31, 2005

artoxicated

The all Mighty Master of WIN! Pure WallOfTruth lover!

omg omg omg eddie ed edddd edward please omg yes yes yes ahhhhhhhhh thats better :phew:, thanks for removing that thorn from my finger edward

by Tyler January 15, 2005

Chowder

An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.

Damn, that girl would be an 8, but she has got some nasty chowder so ill give her a 2.

by Tyler February 8, 2005

glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004

garfnart

someone who diss's a dumb person

dude i just garfnarted lars like a butch

by Tyler April 21, 2005