Troy "SlasherMcGee"'s definitions

i'd hit it

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.

Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."

by Troy "SlasherMcGee" September 19, 2005

Parrot

The act of resting your nut sack on another person's shoulders, ergo, your nuts resemble a "parrot". Throwing in a "yar" or "aye matey" only increases the effect.

John is chillin at a party mackin on some Bitch. Larry sneaks up and sets his balls on John's shoulders while yelling "avast ye whores!!". Hilarity ensues.

by Troy "SlasherMcGee" September 20, 2005