Definitions by Troy "SlasherMcGee"

Parrot 

The act of resting your nut sack on another person's shoulders, ergo, your nuts resemble a "parrot". Throwing in a "yar" or "aye matey" only increases the effect.

John is chillin at a party mackin on some Bitch. Larry sneaks up and sets his balls on John's shoulders while yelling "avast ye whores!!". Hilarity ensues.

Parrot by Troy "SlasherMcGee" September 20, 2005

i'd hit it 

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.

Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."

i'd hit it by Troy "SlasherMcGee" September 19, 2005