Triple J's definitions

shnee

Usually used when not sure of what to say.

...........?......shnee.....

by Triple J April 21, 2005

Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J September 6, 2005

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Backwards

Title of the Red Dwarf TV series reverse pub fight.

\"This isnt a bar room brawl, its a bar room tidy... UN-RUMBLE!!!\"

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Ickle People

1. A polite way of describing midgets.

2. Used while patting someone shorter than you on the head to guaratee loathing.

1. AAAH!! Look at all the ickle people.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Summink

Variant spelling of something, mostly used by chavs.

Djya fink yur ard or summink?

by Triple J May 1, 2005

amoeba

The same brain capacity as a Mica

Me: You have the same brain power of an ameoba
Mica: A what? so does your mum.
Me: Is that the best you could come up with?
Mica: What you chattin!?

by Triple J May 4, 2005