Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J August 31, 2005

Burparific Force

Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.

Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.

by Triple J May 04, 2005

Ickle People

1. A polite way of describing midgets.

2. Used while patting someone shorter than you on the head to guaratee loathing.

1. AAAH!! Look at all the ickle people.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Pike fish

Person with tall thin mohawk style hair.

The kinda hair you expect to see coming out of the water in Jaws.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Corpsish

Practicly dead with minimal movement or response. Only signs of life are moaning, grunting, breathing or farting

Dereks been acting corpsish since this morning I think hes on drugs or dead.

by Triple J October 03, 2005

Backwards

Title of the Red Dwarf TV series reverse pub fight.

\"This isnt a bar room brawl, its a bar room tidy... UN-RUMBLE!!!\"

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Death

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

by Triple J May 02, 2005