Triple J's definitions

Summink

Variant spelling of something, mostly used by chavs.

Djya fink yur ard or summink?

by Triple J May 1, 2005

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 1, 2005

amoeba

The same brain capacity as a Mica

Me: You have the same brain power of an ameoba
Mica: A what? so does your mum.
Me: Is that the best you could come up with?
Mica: What you chattin!?

by Triple J May 4, 2005

Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by Triple J May 1, 2005

ickle person

Anyone shorter than you.

...He has brown hair... He's three foot tall, so hes an ickle person... And his eyes are green...ect.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

guhufwyg

1. A cough and a sneeze at the same time...

2. Original name for a Wysiwyg untill they descovered its powers of deseption and imagary

1. Wait...wait...GUHUFWYG!!!*choke* *sniff*

by Triple J April 6, 2005

Tardish

Another word for Retarded.

How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17...
...thats just tardish.

by Triple J October 8, 2005