Definitions by Travesty360
Shower dip
A shower dip is the shower beer's equally redneck cousin. It's done in the same manner as a shower beer, but done without the boys , and by dipping chew (or chaw) whilst in the shower instead of downing a cold one.
If you're packin a lipper of fat dip in shower, congratulations. You're havin yourself a shower dip. The only thing that could make it better would be getting some good ol shower head and/or shower sex.
If you're packin a lipper of fat dip in shower, congratulations. You're havin yourself a shower dip. The only thing that could make it better would be getting some good ol shower head and/or shower sex.
Whether it be Grizzly, Copenhagen, Kodiak, or Skoal, packin a shower dip is a great way to start and/or end your day.
Shower dip by Travesty360 May 7, 2018
Your ass sucks buttermilk
"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
Your ass sucks buttermilk by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out
"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out" is a phrase used when stating pleasant weather. The phrase implies that the weather is so nice, you'll leave your dick out, hanging brain, because the cool breeze feels so nice on one's genitalia.
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
Boi-oing
An expression used for stating sarcastic unamusement. Much like sarcastically saying "oh wow" or "big whoop". Used to mimick the comical sound of getting an instant erection, or boner one would get if something actually was enjoyable or cool. Used to blow someone off sarcastically.
Noah: Hey guess what? I finally was able to get married and laid in my video game Fable II.
Colin: Oh boi-oing, who gives a shit.
Colin: Oh boi-oing, who gives a shit.
Boi-oing by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
lean job
Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.
lean job by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
gave her a break
Another term for sex. Saying "I gave her a break" implies you laid a girl, or gave her a screw, or a fuck; gave her your sausage.
Colin: Esther decided to trim the Christmas tree naked again this year. Needless to say , I interrupted her halfway through and gave her a break.
gave her a break by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
Uncle Joe
Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.
Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.
Uncle Joe by Travesty360 March 4, 2017