Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017
Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.
Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017
A shower dip is the shower beer's equally redneck cousin. It's done in the same manner as a shower beer, but done without the boys , and by dipping chew (or chaw) whilst in the shower instead of downing a cold one.
If you're packin a lipper of fat dip in shower, congratulations. You're havin yourself a shower dip. The only thing that could make it better would be getting some good ol shower head and/or shower sex.
If you're packin a lipper of fat dip in shower, congratulations. You're havin yourself a shower dip. The only thing that could make it better would be getting some good ol shower head and/or shower sex.
Whether it be Grizzly, Copenhagen, Kodiak, or Skoal, packin a shower dip is a great way to start and/or end your day.
by Travesty360 February 22, 2018
"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out" is a phrase used when stating pleasant weather. The phrase implies that the weather is so nice, you'll leave your dick out, hanging brain, because the cool breeze feels so nice on one's genitalia.
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017
What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"
"What in the hell just happened?"
"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"
"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"
"What in the hell is going on?"
"What in the hell time is it?"
"What in the hell did you just do?"
"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"
"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"
"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"
"What in the hell is going on?"
"What in the hell time is it?"
"What in the hell did you just do?"
"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"
by Travesty360 February 23, 2012
An expression used for stating sarcastic unamusement. Much like sarcastically saying "oh wow" or "big whoop". Used to mimick the comical sound of getting an instant erection, or boner one would get if something actually was enjoyable or cool. Used to blow someone off sarcastically.
Noah: Hey guess what? I finally was able to get married and laid in my video game Fable II.
Colin: Oh boi-oing, who gives a shit.
Colin: Oh boi-oing, who gives a shit.
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017
Another term for sex. Saying "I gave her a break" implies you laid a girl, or gave her a screw, or a fuck; gave her your sausage.
Colin: Esther decided to trim the Christmas tree naked again this year. Needless to say , I interrupted her halfway through and gave her a break.
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017