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Definitions by Tony Kessler

Gibbslap 

Gibbslap
The slap you get on the back of the head by a superior intellect when you say or do something stupid.
When the said " Why do I have to wash the dishes? " They just gets dirty again." my wife Gibbslapped me.
Gibbslap by Tony Kessler November 26, 2016

Wall Checked 

When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.
That article I posted about "Jackalopes" was quickly Wall Checked by my friend from Colorado.
Wall Checked by Tony Kessler October 24, 2016

Transclipse 

Using the prefix trans for across and eclipse for "to block out" we have the word transclipse. Transclipse is a verb meaning: when an object that moves across the field of vision blocking from sight a visually preferred object in a synchronized manner.
Example: I spotted this beautiful woman out of the corner of my eye, but when I tried to take a second look, her boyfriend transclipsed her, blocking her from my eager eyes.
Transclipse by Tony Kessler June 11, 2016

neo-muslim 

neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination
The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.
neo-muslim by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010

asinicide 

The American Democratic Party commiting political suicide
lit: to kill the donkey. (asinus {donkey}+ cidium {kill})

I have watched the Democrats do this again and again. They win the public over and then procede to undo it all through infighting, selfish interests and just plain stupidity. I researched the latin and came up with the best I could for a word that seemed to fit the situation
Once again, the Democrats are going all out to commit asinicide in this session of congress.
asinicide by Tony Kessler July 30, 2009

pre-wasted 

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
pre-wasted by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009
History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!
history by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006