Tommyt's definitions

OVS

Acronym for "obvious vanity shot." The digital photos of individuals mainly seen on Facebook or MySpace pages that were quite plainly taken by the subject themselves. Clues to look for include the person's own arm extending to one of the lower corners of the shot, indicating they were holding the camera themselves & their own dorky smiles showing they simply can't get enough of their own good looks.

Yo man, check out this hottie on my MySpace friends list; she gotta legendary OVS!

by Tommyt March 31, 2008

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006

geek

Basically, anyone who's into ANYTHING besides testosterone fueled recreational or professional activities, IE, sports, hiphop music, drinking or street racing. If it's an intellectual interest, one that requires more than a 3rd grade education to understand, you can bet that it has geek followers.

Yo man, who's dat geek ovah dere, he don't dress like a hiphoppa, drive a hoop, play hoops or drink as much beer as us, must be a geek.

by Tommyt March 5, 2009

what's your damage?

A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.

From Heathers (1988):

Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?

by Tommyt August 28, 2005

chum some of this shit

Having to perform a task that's very undesirable. Usually used as a response. Coined by Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.

Coworker: So, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?

You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?

by Tommyt March 25, 2011

PBR

Acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Some of the worse domestic skunk water ever to hit the market. Usually purchased by college frat & sorority kids who can't afford anything else but wanna look cool drinking their beer. Has become quite the phenomenon in the past couple of years, tho inexplicably so.

Yo, we having dat house party tonight, braski??

Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!

by Tommyt March 6, 2009

Angry Birds Drain

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.

Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.

by Tommyt August 5, 2011