Definitions by Tommyt

Cousmer 

The child born from the sexual relations of cousins

That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.

Cousmer by tommyt July 6, 2015

heeded

aroused

His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.

heeded by tommyt October 27, 2014

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

coffee crash by Tommyt September 25, 2014

I'll see you when I see you 

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.

"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."

I'll see you when I see you by Tommyt September 23, 2014

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

bar lag by Tommyt August 12, 2012

fuckdidido? 

Compressed spelling of "Fuck did I do?", a shortened version of "What the fuck did I do?", an expression used frequently by Jim McNulty on the HBO series The Wire.

Chief: McNULTY!!! GET THE HELL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!!!!

McNulty: Fuckdidido??

fuckdidido? by Tommyt August 21, 2011

Angry Birds fury 

The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.

Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...

Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!

Angry Birds fury by Tommyt August 14, 2011