Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

crust

An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.

Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Get 'er Done

A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.

Get 'er done, boy! Finish that natty!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 24, 2003

cunny

The most hilarious slang term for vagina. Try to use it in a sentence without laughing. Go on. Just try it.

Dude, your mom's cunny is so...(breaks off laughing)

by Tommy Wommy Womsters February 24, 2005

Public Enemy

A crazy buncha nigs who know can string rhymes together better than anyone!

Man, Public Enemy is really a talented bunch. Especially because Flava Flav wears a GIANT FUCKING CLOCK.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

The Kinks

1) One of the most underrated British bands of all time.
2) Slang for pubes.

1) The Kinks released an album called "Arthur" that was delicately spectacular.
2) The Kinks are all itchy today. I musta gotten crabs or some shit. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

food

1) a vagina.
2) sustenance in the form of beer.

1) wow, i'm hungry. let me eat your food.
2) wow, i'm thirsty. i think i need some food.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003