Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

assshit

the only word with three s's in succession; a redundancy used to signify feces.

I just got back from the bathroom and a whole mess of assshit fell out.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.

Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012

Vagass

An unholy combination of anus and vagina; the worst thing ever.

Dude, I went down on that girl and she had a vagass! I got the fuck out of there!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Yuo

1) This sweet Chinese dude I know.
2) What stupid, insipid hack3rs type instead of "you."

1) Man, Yuo sure is a great guy.
2) Man, yuo sure is a stupid way of spelling "you."

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Fudgeluv

Gay sex.

Gay man: "Boy, do I suuure luv fudgeluv!! *Mmm!*"

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Clitoral enlargement

What occurs when a woman takes a lot of steroids.

Dude, I have no tits, I talk like a man and I have back hair and major clitoral enlargement!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003