penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 08, 2003

emoticon

A means of expressing emotion via Internet chat rooms and private messages.

(Note: Do not use emoticons unironically, unless you're speaking to someone who doesn't understand your language.)

:) happy
:( unhappy
:D overjoyed
:C profoundly unhappy
(^-^) ecstatic anime fan

by Tommy Wommy Womsters March 26, 2005

The Kinks

1) One of the most underrated British bands of all time.
2) Slang for pubes.

1) The Kinks released an album called "Arthur" that was delicately spectacular.
2) The Kinks are all itchy today. I musta gotten crabs or some shit. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

rapscallion

A charlatan; a slumgullion; a grifter.

That rapscallion assaulted me in the alleyway and attempted to throttle me! Arrest that slumgullion!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 25, 2003

raunchy

Something that is inherently unacceptable or nasty.

Your mom's vagass is raunchy.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 30, 2003

flesh

Nummy meat.

Your flesh looks appetizing, Clarice.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003