Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 02, 2003

zagnut

to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.

Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

bubbly

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.

That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

badwrong

adj.: far worse than bad; far worse than wrong.

Killing people is badwrong.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

Droopy

n. (slang) - 1) a penis that continues to point downward when erect or 2) a penis that starts downward at the base and curves back up when erect

Ken's Droopy really freaked his girlfriend out at first but it hit all the right spots in the end.

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

Frosty the Snowman

1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)

The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.

by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003