Tom Zappacosta's definitions

Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)

We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!

by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

bubbly

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.

That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

white box

1. n. (slang) - an albino woman's pubic region.

While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.

by Tom Zappacosta October 8, 2003

hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.

If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

Pirouette

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)

Leonard's coffee hinted at a slight dish detergent taste; he had fallen victim to a Pirouette.

by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 2, 2003