Tom Zappacosta's definitions

Frosty the Snowman

1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)

The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.

by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003

hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.

If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

zagnut

to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.

Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)

We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!

by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003

Pirouette

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)

Leonard's coffee hinted at a slight dish detergent taste; he had fallen victim to a Pirouette.

by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003

Dagwood

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003