Definitions by Tom Sroka

hogan leg drop 

Wrestling move made famous by Hulk Hogan. The Hogan Leg Drop is performed after kicking your opponent in the face, knocking them out flat on their back. You then run into the ring ropes for added speed and proceed to jump up and perform a leg drop. The reason the Hogan Leg Drop differes from other wrestlers' leg drops is that it is unstoppable. Only 3 wrestlers are known to have kicked out of the pin after this move was performed: The Ultimate Warrior, The Rock, and Goldberg. Even though this move is extrememly old school, even now when Hogan performs it in the ring it still has the same effect - a win for Hulk Hogan.

JR: Oh my God, King...Hogan gave the big boot to Randy Orton. And now he is signaling for the leg drop!!!

*Hogan then runs into the ropes and performs the leg drop*

JR: 1...2...3! Hogan wins! The Hogan Leg Drop wins it again!!! Hogan is 23,014 - 4 in the ring...an impressibe win loss record!

hogan leg drop by Tom Sroka December 12, 2007

black and mild 

A black person who is soft spoken, calm, and you know...not a crazy, jumping up and down, shouting, rapping, crazy black person.

Black and Mild: Hello, sir. How are you today?

Black Person: What you say b? I be crazy whack nigga sup now!

Black and Mild: Um, pardon me?

black and mild by Tom Sroka November 21, 2007

Fonster 

1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)

2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).

That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!

Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!

Fonster by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Fonstress 

A female who is large, sloppy, and all around disgusting.

That chick has four chins, what a Fonstress!

Fonstress by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Stinky Diver

Going down on a girl's ass.

That guy hates eatting pussy, but he loves eatting ass...he is a stinky diver!

Stinky Diver by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

star trek vagina

To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.

I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.

star trek vagina by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

handkerjerk 

To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.

Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?

Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!

handkerjerk by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007