Tom LaBelle's definitions
Making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. Most often an artifact of “networking.” It is more art than science but can be learned.
Tony is on the schmooz. I’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
Get the schmoozemug. 
by Tom LaBelle May 28, 2004
Get the gefoffinatormug. Also known as the Born Again Christians. These are people who have, in a sudden paroxysm of irrationality, abandoned decency and toleration and embarked on a perfervid, lifelong rant against anything that does not conform to their turbid Dark Ages theology.
by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004
Get the Refried Christiansmug. A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
Get the schmoozermug. A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.
by Tom LaBelle February 7, 2005
Get the Dingmug. A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.
That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.
by Tom LaBelle June 11, 2006
Get the crankmug.