Tom LaBelle's definitions

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

colonbom

George W. Bush

That frigging colonbom has disgraced us all!

by Tom LaBelle May 28, 2004

schmooze

Making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. Most often an artifact of “networking.” It is more art than science but can be learned.

Tony is on the schmooz. I’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

gefoffinator

Penis. Male member. Copulatory appedage. Johnson. Shlong. Dick. Fuck stick.

Whilst giving Billy Bob a blow job, she done bit his gefoffinator.

by Tom LaBelle May 28, 2004

Refried Christians

Also known as the Born Again Christians. These are people who have, in a sudden paroxysm of irrationality, abandoned decency and toleration and embarked on a perfervid, lifelong rant against anything that does not conform to their turbid Dark Ages theology.

The goddamned Refried Christians beat the crap out of that poor gay guy.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Ding

A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.

Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.

by Tom LaBelle February 7, 2005

schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004