Tom K.'s definitions

Greasy Lee Trevino, the

Involves the anus, a nine iron, and a jar of mayonaise.

I gave her the Greasy Lee Trevino

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.

Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

Log Cabin

The act of re-using a condom.

Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart

Two Guys at a Party:

Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!

Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!

Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!

Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

socket wrench

The act of tying down a girl's arms and legs, wherein she believes that she will be pleasured. As soon as she is completely immobile, you grab her titties, twist 'em as hard as you can and RUN!

(usually used as a retaliation measure)

Man, I found out that bitch was cheating on me, and she never said a word! To get back at her, i tied her down one and socket-wrenched the hell out of her!

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

spongebob (dirty)

the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.

the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants

guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!

guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

innie

a penis so small that when it is in flacid state, it can not be seen by the naked eye

(similar to the innie and outie of belly-buttons)

guy 1: I hate my small dick, man

guy 2: how small?

guy 1: 3 inches

guy 2: Thats nothing! When I get out of the pool, mine's an innie!

by Tom K. February 4, 2005