Tom K.'s definitions

Greasy Lee Trevino, the

Involves the anus, a nine iron, and a jar of mayonaise.

I gave her the Greasy Lee Trevino

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

BaDoonst

A Proclamation to a girl with an awesome ghetto booty

(this sounds stupid until put into context- try it, and you will agree)

Damn, Dude! Look at the ASS on that girl!

"Ba-DOONST"!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

Log Cabin

The act of re-using a condom.

Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart

Two Guys at a Party:

Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!

Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!

Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!

Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.

Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

innie

a penis so small that when it is in flacid state, it can not be seen by the naked eye

(similar to the innie and outie of belly-buttons)

guy 1: I hate my small dick, man

guy 2: how small?

guy 1: 3 inches

guy 2: Thats nothing! When I get out of the pool, mine's an innie!

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Hungry Trucker, the

7 cocks; 2 in the hut, 1 in the butt, 2 in the mouth and one in each ear or other extraeneous orifice of your choice

Man, That's a hungry trucker!

by Tom K. February 2, 2005