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penis pump 

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....
PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..
penis pump by todd January 16, 2003

dooshbag 

dooshbag by todd December 4, 2002
N. A stategy called out by members of the Orc race in Warcraft, which in English means "Produce, Produce!!!."

This stategy is implemented by creating 5 barracks and constantly producing 2-headed Ogres thus making it almost impossible to lose. An advanced use of this stategy involves attacking a rookie within the first 5 minutes of the game resulting in an emphatic "Holy Shit!!!!"
"Zug Zug"..."WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!!!!"
Zug Zug by Todd November 27, 2002