Toad's definitions

uber n00b

Someone with no micro and lacks blue shells.

Matt is a uber n00b especially when playing Mario Kart DD.

by Toad March 20, 2005

Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

by Toad March 18, 2005

speedy gonzales

$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!

by Toad July 29, 2003

gank

A man's penis

She grabbed my gank, so I smacked that bitch up.

by Toad May 27, 2004

Pink Sandwich

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

by Toad July 30, 2004

anime

The Japanese artists who draw anime females seem to have a serious cat fetish. Seriously, just look at the female faces. Don't they look catlike? With the small noses, huge mouths, and big watery, cute, hypnotic eyes. Not that it matters though, since the babes have big, bouncing, perfect tits and sexy, curvacious asses to go with the faces, and cats are cool. God I wanna get me one of those girls to make my dick very happy :^))

Anime babes are fuckably HOT, too bad the male characters just don't know what they're missing by NOT fucking them already.

by Toad March 31, 2003

kit

in counter-strike a counter-terroroist would posses a kit to defuse a terrorist planted bomb

d00d u g07 4 k17?
(dude, you got a kit?)

by Toad October 25, 2004