TheStrangerWhoKnows's definitions

Fortnite

A game that is played mostly by 5-12 year olds, and the youtubers who want to look cool, when in fact, they are making themselves look worse. The game is supposed to be fun, but when you get killed instantly every time, kids who play it get mad, and sometimes break their tv.

Fortnite is a game played by elementary schoolers.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 20, 2018

Time

The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.

Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Meme Triangle

This is used to tell people about what levels people are at in the meme world. At the very, very bottom are people who don't even know what a meme is. The next level is made up of people called normies. They ruin good memes, using them too often, thus resulting in their demise. They are easily offended by 9/11 memes and such The next level of people are called memers. They know when to stop using a meme, before it gets old. This is the start of the good zone. The next level of people are called dank memers, who don't get offended by 9/11 memes and such. They too know when to stop using a meme before it gets old. The next level is people called meme lords. These people make okay memes, know when to stop a meme, and they don't get offended by 9/11 and such memes easily. The final group, which is near 0.0001% of the worlds population, they are special. They were born with the gift of meme knowledge, bestowed upon them by the dead memes, in hope of turning all normies into memers, at the very least. These people, are very rare, they are called the Dank Meme Lords. They make the best memes, ones in which you cannot help but laugh, and know exactly when a meme is going to die. They have the special ability of being able to laugh at offensive memes, such as 9/11 memes. They are extremely rare to find. These rare few make up the tip of the meme triangle.

Guy 1: Do u kno de wae?
Guy 2 (Meme Lord): You must be near the bottom of the meme triangle to still like that dead meme.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Life

Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.

Mike: Whats life?
Bill: An illusion.
Liam: Like most things.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Humans

The most complex creature alive, they can be nice, and helpful, or they can murder you without a second thought. They have the power to help other creatures, and to save the environment, but they usually get tricked into the lies of their Government, which is just a title that people give meaning. They can help people in poverty, and some are kind enough to do so, these humans are the best. Some become greedy and power hungry, and are cruel. They often pursue pointless hings, like looking like a popular person. They put much value in pieces of paper, and metal, and fight pointless wars against eachother, just to look powerful, or to get resources, just because they don't want to share their resources with others. When will humans realize they are why there are so many problems on Earth? They are quite complex creatures, as they can lie, and can hurt other humans, they are quite interesting. Overall, humans are unique, as almost no 2 are alike. One thing they all have in common, humans big and small, young and old, love their devices, big and small. If they would just get off them for just a day, they may learn much more, and may love eachother more, and learn that they are all one species, human, no matter their skin color, language, accent, religion, gender, wealth, or their sexual orientation. They are all humans.

Humans are all the same species, no matter if their rich or poor, they all can choose to do good in the world, but many do not, because they are afraid of what everyone else will think of them. Look at all the good stories, the stories of Malala, and others, they stood up for whats right, and even if they got shot, shunned, or jailed, in the end, they succeeded, because they stood for whats right, and they didn't let themselves get stepped over, they didn't care what others thought of them, they only cared about doing whats right.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Normie

Someone who uses memes too much, and kills them off fast. They are at the bottom of the Meme Triangle, with Dank Meme Lords at the top. They are responsible for most of the meme deaths, like Pepe, Ugandan Knuckles, and many countless others. Almost everyone is a normie, when it comes to memes, as they use Tik Tok, IFunny, and other meme-killing apps. They also report dank memes since they are too offensive for them, and they often laugh at memes that are over 3 months old.

Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Meme Lord: Fucking normie, your the reason why that memes dead.
Normie: No u.
Dank Meme Lord: You are the reason why almost all memes are dead, you are why there are no good memes left.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Explain

To tell someone about something, like whats it for, whats it do, how much it costs. That's pretty much it.

I will explain why I always pick the people:
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.

Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018