19 definitions by TheEndDragon

Meta Quest

The new name for the oculus quest cuz Mark Zuckerberg decided it to be I guess

“Wanna hop on the Oculus Quest?”
“uMmMm I tHiNk YoU mEaN tHe MeTa QuEsT”
“Go touch some grass”

by TheEndDragon April 12, 2022

Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not

The only correct way to say “I can’t”

“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”

by TheEndDragon October 10, 2023

The Rock

A guy who is about drive and about power. He also stays hungry, but he devours. He puts in the work and puts in the hours, and he also takes what’s ours.

Unsuspecting human: “Who’s The Rock?”

Random Guy: “ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK OUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHAT’S OURS

by TheEndDragon March 2, 2022

British people

British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.

Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“

Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”

by TheEndDragon April 14, 2023

There’s nothing we can do

When there’s nothing we can do 😔

“Sir, the Russians have taken Paris! What do we do?”
“There’s nothing we can do 😔”

by TheEndDragon October 10, 2023

Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 10, 2023

Fortnite Kid

Children who play the game Fortnite, but often say that characters that originated in their own game, but Fortnite put in their game, belong to Fortnite.

Fortnite Kid: “BrO HAlO StOLe MAsTEr CHEiF FrOM fORTnITe”

Any normal human: “please go away you Fortnite Kid.”

by TheEndDragon February 18, 2022