TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

That’s my little monkey

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.

*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Whisk my Eggs

The female way of saying “please fuck me”.

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 9, 2023

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.

What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit

1. Busses that are early

2. Busses that are late
3. Busses that are on time

4. Busses that go fast

5. Busses that go slow

6. Transit operators who stop for a coffee

7. Transit operators that use the bathroom

8. Transit operators in general

9. Winnipeg Transit

10. Rain

11. Snow

12. Wind

13. weather in general
14. Winnipeg transit again

15. People who sit in seats

16. People who stand
17. People
18. Busses

19. Bus fare
20. Bus stops
21. Bus benches

22. Bus seats
23. Bus windows
24. Busses

25. People

26. Transit operators again

27. Winnipeg Transit
28. Probably yourself too

What are the specific things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit?
“Oh let me tell you…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 11, 2023

But

Translation: disregard everything I said so far and here’s how I actually feel

You were great and I know it’s not your fault, but the rest of the staff made this experience unenjoyable

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Ect

How REALLY stupid people (usually americans) abbreviate the phrase “et cetera” because they think, for some reason, the C comes before the T. Also usually said after they mention only one thing in a list because they can’t think of anything else.

“What are your hobbies?”
I like reading, ect
“…that’s it?”

NO I SAID ECT!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023