TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

But

Translation: disregard everything I said so far and here’s how I actually feel

You were great and I know it’s not your fault, but the rest of the staff made this experience unenjoyable

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Preggo Unfollow

Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.

Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?

“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Words can not describe

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.

“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 26, 2023

Ect

How REALLY stupid people (usually americans) abbreviate the phrase “et cetera” because they think, for some reason, the C comes before the T. Also usually said after they mention only one thing in a list because they can’t think of anything else.

“What are your hobbies?”
I like reading, ect
“…that’s it?”

NO I SAID ECT!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Transvestite

A person who downvotes everything on UrbanDictionary and pretends to be the opposite gender because they can’t accept themselves for who they are.

Mom, dad, I think I’m a man trapped in a woman’s body

“Great, our daughter is a transvestite”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

POTUS 111

“POTUS Triple One”. A federal United States Code indicative of the threat to the President of the United States (POTUS). “Triple One” is a Varda code utilized initially by John F Kennedy, initiated and recognized within North America as a threat, attempt, or noted upcoming attempt to cause financial, bodily, or medical harm to any individual within North America. This code is primarily utilized in the USA more so (hence the full term “POTUS 111”)

I’m thinking about looting the White House with heavy artillery.

White House Employee Undercover: Good idea *touches earpiece* )Echo 4 to base, we have a POTUS 111).

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2021

Karen-to-be

A young female, usually 30 or under, who is already practicing being offended by jokes and getting mad over nothing online so that she will one day master the art of being triggered in public. Usually in the early stages of gaining an excessive amount of weight, trimming their hair short, maintaining virgin status, blaming men for everything, and playing the victim card when they realize they are wrong in an argument. These females have already surpassed the point of downvoting anything that triggers them online as well as having pre-programmed terminology that comes out of their mouth at least once per hour such as “bigot”, “small dick energy”, and “ok boomer”.

Short-haired fat chick: JUST BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR SMALL DICK ENERGY IN HERE BIGOT!!!!
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.

them.

Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023