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Photo shoot

What Gen Z calls it when their friend takes a few pictures of them on their smartphone.
“Had a photo shoot yesterday!”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Yakarma Farmer

A person who uses the anonymous social media app “YikYak” and frequently makes posts starting with “x upvotes and I’ll <insert action>”. Common action examples include “ask out my crush” (as if they’re in elementary school), “streak across campus”, “shout out a random phrase during an exam”.

Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.
100 upvotes and I will ask out my crush
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer”
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023
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Honey

What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.
“Why did I get pulled over??”
Ma’am you were going 50 in a 35 zone.

“Honey, no I wasn’t”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 4, 2022
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Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.
Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
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Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers
*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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