132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
Used by people when they go on a first date that they think might be kinda sketchy. A Backup Call is performed by changing a friends name in your phone to someone of high importance (Babysitter, Manager, Son/Daughter, Brother/Sister, etc) and having said friend call you 30-60 minutes into a first date. If the date is going to shit, this can be used to make up an excuse to leave early. Just make sure you have a bullshit story to use so when they ask “what’s wrong?” you have a sentence or two that you can tell them.
You’re welcome, you lying bitch.
You’re welcome, you lying bitch.
Curtis, are you busy Thursday night?
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.
I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.
“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.
“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 23, 2023
Him: Want to bang?
Her: No.
*20 mins later*
Him: Wanna bang?
Her: *hiccup* omg yasss let’s go out back *hiccup*
Her: No.
*20 mins later*
Him: Wanna bang?
Her: *hiccup* omg yasss let’s go out back *hiccup*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 12, 2021
Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.
Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog
You should meet my dog.
First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk
You should meet my dog.
First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.
Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?
“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.
“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
A mental illness that Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with after spending 98% of their free time on social media, watching Disney movies, or staying at home and doing literally nothing. This is then followed by the self-inflicted symptom of being scared of going out into public because “oh no. There’s people there”.
I can’t go outside and get some sunlight from a walk the empty park down the road because another human being might show up within an 400 foot radius and trigger my Anxiety disorder that I don’t have.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 25, 2023
What antivaxxers call people when they have no legitimate reply nor rebuttal to a statement that goes against their conspiracy theories. Most commonly American, Obese, single, lonely, unemployed, bored, and/or depressed as they rely on social media and anonymous apps to give them something to keep what is left of their minds occupied.
Also see American
Also see American
- I’m not injecting an unknown substance into my body!!
“The ingredients are all available online.”
- Yeah but it doesn’t even work!!!
“So you’re against getting something that, according to you, won’t affect you because…?”
-Ha! Fuckin sheep!!! Can you say “baaa”?
“The ingredients are all available online.”
- Yeah but it doesn’t even work!!!
“So you’re against getting something that, according to you, won’t affect you because…?”
-Ha! Fuckin sheep!!! Can you say “baaa”?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 20, 2022