TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 9, 2023

Miscarriage

Female definition: something that only happens to the brave, strong, amazing, courageous, and best women on the entire planet. Heaven gains an angel because of your dead fetus Omg so amazing.

Men Definition: See “dodged a bullet”

Woman Version: I HAD A MISCARRIAGE D:

Men Version: Thank fuck we had a miscarriage.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Winnipeg Cocktail

Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasn’t taken down yet.

Gimme sum fucken spare change so I can make a winnipeg cocktail there bud like fuk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

All lives matter

Something you can say if you want to piss off a majority of colored people.

Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?

Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?

Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Eksetra

How white girls who intentionally choose to be incorrect pronounce “Et cetera”. Probably the same people who abbreviate “et cetera” as “Ect”.

We were busy, I had to stop at Starbucks, scroll through Instagram, eksetra

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

The Lovely Nia

What Bill Burr says in his podcast to notify listeners that it’s probably best to skip the next 30-90 minutes of his podcast because his comedy-killing wife has entered his podcast room and will start cutting his jokes off and interpreting them as statements.

Bill Burr: …and right after that he -- oh look everyone it’s the lovely Nia!

Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Like

What white girls say after every 3 or 4 words.

K so like I need to like go to Starbucks like right now like I’m so thirsty like for real

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023