The worst English student's definitions

Kangaroo Courtship

A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.

"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."

by The worst English student July 15, 2024

scribes constipation

An alternative way of saying "writers block".

"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."

by The worst English student February 22, 2022

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Box Jaw

When one preforms cunnilingus for so long that their jaw cramps up.

"I was going down on my girlfriend for so long thar I got box jaw"

by The worst English student October 19, 2021

Menagerie-a-tua

A threesom comprised of furries.

"I was surprised that the two furry girls at the party would agree to a menagerie-a-tua with me."

by The worst English student April 17, 2023

Trashonista

Somebody who considers themselves a "fashonista" but is trashy in appearance and taste.

"It's no wonder her videos aren't getting hits, she's a trashonista after all."

by The worst English student July 18, 2024

corporate christi

A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.

"This company is getting that Corporate Christi mindset with some of these new policies."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022