The worst English student's definitions

corporate christi

A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.

"This company is getting that Corporate Christi mindset with some of these new policies."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Kangaroo Courtship

A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.

"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."

by The worst English student July 15, 2024

Brosephine

A "bro" with a man bun.

"Check out brosephine over there with the man bun."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

by The worst English student February 23, 2022

Poop Chute Boogaloo

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.

"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

Box Jaw

When one preforms cunnilingus for so long that their jaw cramps up.

"I was going down on my girlfriend for so long thar I got box jaw"

by The worst English student October 19, 2021