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Beliebers

A fanbase of psychotic, perverted, close-minded, slutty 13 year olds that worship Justina Beaver like she’s God and act like she’s the hottest, most precious thing to ever grace the Earth. They will usually cover up every bad thing she does by saying they’re just rumours when she was caught doing 95% of them on camera and if you say anything even remotely critical about their idol, they’ll start sending you death threats.

I heard that if Justina was to shoot somebody, she’d still have Beliebers kissing her ass.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

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Call of Duty Fanboys

In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.

I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

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Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

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