The man's definitions
by the man January 13, 2005
Get the mega vaginamug. 
a promiscuiously dressed girl. usually very good looking with an excellent posterior. also, easy going, and fun to be with
that emerelds hot!!!
by the man June 28, 2003
Get the emereldmug. by the man October 6, 2003
Get the phat stainmug. One of the Best Football Programs in NEW YORK STATE. They don't lose very often, a matter a fact the RYE Garnets are 49-5 in the last 5 years so that just tells you how good they are. They won the State Championship in 2005 and are looking for another one in 2006. They have been to the state Championship 3 years in a row. They are Disciplined, well coached, strong , athletic, very talented and fast.
by THe man June 19, 2006
Get the Rye Footballmug. Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.
v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
by The Man April 5, 2005
Get the Kojimug. The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.
by The Man August 30, 2008
Get the the pouncemug.