The man's definitions

Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 5, 2005

the pounce

The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.

Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.

by The Man August 30, 2008

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005

dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

by the man December 7, 2004

batedfurball

a catlady who likes to "do it" in elevators

Godamnit Batedfurball, your cats are killing me. or. Godamnit Batedfurball, stop doing it in elevators

by the man April 3, 2004

Pisscutter

A small or insignificant thing or person.

To a Geo metro driver...

"your gonna die someday running around in that little pisscutter"

by The Man October 20, 2004

couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

by the man June 30, 2003