rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The Man May 10, 2004

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 15, 2004

Cock Nuggets

A word meaning the nuggets of the cock.

"Wow, Those are some big cock nuggets."

by The Man April 10, 2003

toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 04, 2004

Yen

1.A strong desire or inclination; a yearning or craving
2.A basic unit of currency in Japan

The unit of value and account in Japan. Since Japan's adoption of the gold standard, in 1897, the value of the yen has been about 50 cents. The yen is equal to 100 sen.

by The man March 18, 2001

brunei

An extremely rich country that has very poor neighbors such as Malaysia and other south pacific nations.
Capital: Bandar Seri Begewan (Brunei City)

I went to Brunei last summer.

by The Man October 27, 2003

the pounce

The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.

Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.

by The Man June 15, 2006