The man's definitions

Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 5, 2005

dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

by the man December 7, 2004

DDay

A badass, who also gets chicks.

I can woop your ass, then take your girl. I'm a DDay!

by The Man December 28, 2004

DMB

An acronym for the band called Dave Matthews Band. Known mostly for their shitty ass music. Quite honestly, they are one of the more overrated bands out there.

kid 1: hey man, let's smoke up
kid 2: ok, let me put on some music. *plays DMB
kid 1: what the fuck man!?!? *pukes all over himself and takes a shit on the cd*

by the man December 28, 2004

gigantasmic

1. Gigantically Orgasmic
2. Amazingtastic

1. Oh man, fucking her was gigantasmic
2. Wow, i just owned him and that was absolutely gigantasmic

by the man December 28, 2004

Cock Bite

One Who Generally Can't Stop Pissing The Fuck Outta You. Also Is Usually Dumb Ass Shit.

Jackson is a stupid ass Cock Bite.
Or
Jackson is a Cock Biting Fuck Tard.

by The man January 5, 2005

daf

dat ain't fair.

antonym: see dbf

You're late for your own wedding. Daf.

by the man January 11, 2005