The man's definitions

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004

alakawaka

when you jack off so hard your penis goes numb.

i alakawakaed so hard i thought my dick fell off.

by the man May 13, 2005

cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

by The man December 14, 1999

voltmeter

A tool used to measure volts in an electric current.

I used a voltmeter in science and got an A.

by The Man October 16, 2003

A plus

the smallest boobs know to man
the boob are so small that look like a guy

monica's boobs are so small she looks like a man wit those A plus booobs

by the man November 26, 2003

Unibreast

A single boob or nip, in the center of ones chest.

Brando has a unibreast.

by The man April 7, 2004

Inkashit

Refer to Brian Inocencio.

"Hey inkashit,...I MEAN INO."

by The Man April 9, 2003