The man's definitions

windows update

a waste of time

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?

by The man October 18, 2001

south pole

a slang definition for a males penis

i boned that bitch using my south pole

by the man October 6, 2003

baloney

a meat that is good for eating. also a synonym for bullshit

I ate some baloney last night* nice to put on boobs

by the man July 1, 2001

blunt wednesday

The act of smoking blunts all day on every wednesday of the week. When one participates in blunt wednesday, they smoke literally all day. Waking and baking, then smoking all day whenever he/she deems necessary. Smoking before one goes to bed is a must. BUt what makes blunt wednesday unique is that you must stay high ALL DAY. No sobriety can be felt.

Yo, it's blunt wednesday!

by the man May 13, 2005

rim job

thats when you have someone lick yo ass

i gave my wife a rimjob

by the man December 19, 1999

puke

to vomit

I think i going to Puke Bitch

by The man December 15, 1999

Spoob

Unknown. Linguist believe that it may have originated from ancient Mayan and mean to moon the Yoni. Others feel that it was a nonsense word sued by the ancient Egyptians.

Damn he really spoobed on that play. Two marks!

by The Man February 26, 2004