The Volkswagen Beatle's definitions

Tim Pawlenty

The governor of Minnesota who proceeded to fuck up the state. Because of him and his idiots in legislature, Minnesota may go into a state shutdown.

When Tim Pawlenty leaves office I'll be sure to throw a party.

by The Volkswagen Beatle July 2, 2005

Interstate 80 Iowa

300 miles of...farms, smelly farms, corn, even smellier farms, and...Des Moines...and Davenport too.

Features a 73-mile branch route in I-380. Most branch routes are relatively short.

Also has a 14-mile overlap with I-35 in Des Moines.

A driver on I-80 in Iowa passed out from the smell of nearby farms.

by The Volkswagen Beatle July 1, 2005