The Strut's definitions

gorby

One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.

Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

mott

Very hairy female genitalia. Generally found to be unkempt and untrimmed.

Oh my Buddha, she's got a mott like a witch's cat.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

DNA

1. deoxiribosenucleic acid.
2. National Dyslexic Association.

1. All living things are determined by their DNA
2. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

by The Strut October 1, 2004

nodder

Contraceptive. Condom. Sheath.

Look, love, I have super duper baby gravy. I need to put on a nodder whether you like it or not.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

keith burtons

Cockney rhyming slang for beef curtains. The area directly surrounding the entrance to the vagina.

That girl last night had keith burtons like a blood hound's face.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

buffet ball

A delivery in cricket that is so poor, the batsman scores runs off it very easily. Used a lot by Ian 'Beefy' Botham.

And it's Clegg to bowl to Butterworth*. Left arm spin, short ambling run up, and it's hit for six. Buffet ball, help yourself.

*After being told just to block, Butterworth walked off afting facing two balls, stumped for six.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

paddy

1. Shortened name for Patrick.
2. Inoffensive name for an Irishman.
3. Offensive name for an Irishman.
4. A tantrum or 'wobbler'.

1. March the 17th is St Paddy's Day.
2. I'm proud to be a Paddy.
3. You fucking bog-pig Irish Paddy.
4. My wife caught me in bed with her mum, twin sisters and pet goat. Jesus did she throw a paddy. Her bedsheets were ruined.

by The Strut October 12, 2004