The Strut's definitions

witch's cat

Another name for unkempt, hairy female genitalia.

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

dog and ducked

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

DNA

1. deoxiribosenucleic acid.
2. National Dyslexic Association.

1. All living things are determined by their DNA
2. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

by The Strut October 1, 2004

bedtimer

The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.

"Come on Nick, time for bed."

"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

bfh

Acronym for Bus Fare Home. Used when people lose. Made famous by Jim Bowen on Bullseye.

Jim, "Well don't worry, you had six darts to get 101 or more and you got... 11. All you'll be taking is your BFH."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

bullseye

1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.

1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."

by The Strut October 1, 2004