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tanker

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!
by the storm drains April 27, 2009
mugGet the tankermug.

cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.
"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."
by the storm drains May 19, 2009
mugGet the cock mobstermug.

dominate

verb: to own, especially in a said situation.
i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!
by the storm drains May 2, 2009
mugGet the dominatemug.

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
mugGet the raped by a sharkmug.

broke toke

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.
the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day.
by the storm drains June 21, 2009
mugGet the broke tokemug.

Garden Grove

noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.
"we took this trip to garden grove."

chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."
by the storm drains May 16, 2009
mugGet the Garden Grovemug.

sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)
most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide
by the storm drains September 7, 2009
mugGet the sploogicidemug.

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