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spywitness

noun: an eyewitness who is inconspicuous or unseen by others.
The burglar was seen breaking into a department store by a spywitness.
by the storm drains September 30, 2009
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The Shocker

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.

The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook

Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.
Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"

Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"
by the storm drains May 3, 2008
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quid pro quo-job

when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.

formed from "quid pro quo" (that which a party is given in return for something he/she does or gives)

and "blowjob" (that which feels really goddam good when given by a skilled person)
i get quid pro quo-jobs from my girlfriend.. she only sucks me off so i feel obligated too eat her out.
by the storm drains May 7, 2009
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sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)
most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide
by the storm drains September 7, 2009
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goddamit

Interjection: a word most commonly used in dire, stressful, or really intense situations. Can also be used when one is very pissed off.
When the tree fell on Jesus' car, he yelled, "goddamit!!!"

"While I was driving home, I nailed this squirrel at 50mph. Goddamit, now I gotta clean the shit off my car!!"

Teacher: "OK class, your first midterm is tomorrow."
Student: "Goddamit!"

Dr. Evil: "So what'll it be, Mr. Powers? Save your girlfriend, or save your mojo?"
Austin: "Goddamit!"
by The Storm Drains May 3, 2008
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broke toke

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.
the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day.
by the storm drains June 21, 2009
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time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.
Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
by the storm drains April 5, 2009
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