The Storm Drains's definitions

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

by the storm drains March 14, 2009

tanker

a MASSIVE shit.

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!

by the storm drains April 27, 2009

dominate

verb: to own, especially in a said situation.

i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!

by the storm drains May 2, 2009

grubbin'

noun: food

after three straight hours of toking, we were in serious need for sum grubbin'.

by the storm drains July 7, 2009

Garden Grove

noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.

"we took this trip to garden grove."

chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."

by the storm drains May 16, 2009

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

broke toke

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.

the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day.

by the storm drains June 21, 2009