The Storm Drains's definitions

broke toke

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.

the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day.

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

Garden Grove

noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.

"we took this trip to garden grove."

chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."

by the storm drains May 16, 2009

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

dominate

verb: to own, especially in a said situation.

i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!

by the storm drains May 2, 2009

sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

by the storm drains September 7, 2009

gobbler

noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something's neck

Old Man Jenkins and his pet turkey have massive gobblers.

by the storm drains September 20, 2009

dk

noun: the acronyms for the video game Donkey Kong and for the band Dead Kennedys.

we played dk while listening to dk

by the storm drains July 29, 2009