The Storm Drains's definitions

rock 'n soul

noun: a combination of the rock 'n roll and southern soul music genres. skilled musicians include a guitarist, drummer, and bassist who all contribute to harmonic vocals.

What's rock 'n soul?
Check out Jimi Hendrix's Axis: Bold As Love album.

by the storm drains November 21, 2009

jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.

While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

gona-herpa-tita-warts

noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.

I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

by the storm drains September 7, 2009

dk

noun: the acronyms for the video game Donkey Kong and for the band Dead Kennedys.

we played dk while listening to dk

by the storm drains July 29, 2009

gobbler

noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something's neck

Old Man Jenkins and his pet turkey have massive gobblers.

by the storm drains September 20, 2009

flu goo

noun: cum from a guy who's sick with the flu.

jimbo: ahh, nothing like a lil' testicular release...
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!

by the storm drains June 21, 2009