The Storm Drains's definitions

dk

noun: the acronyms for the video game Donkey Kong and for the band Dead Kennedys.

we played dk while listening to dk

by the storm drains July 29, 2009

pussy kiss

For straight males only:
When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.

I was bangin' away at this chick who was lucky to have me, and after 2 hours I needed a break. Out of the blue she turns over and spoons me, giving me a sloppy pussy kiss.. ugh!

by the storm drains January 13, 2009

domination

interjection: a word that hardly ever fails at it's purpose as an interjection.

taylor: we gonna kick it today?
chris: hell yeah we are!
taylor: domination!

by the storm drains May 2, 2009

the adolescents

THE most influential and kickass punk band to emerge from southern california.

the adolescents were just teenagers when their debut album rocked the charts in 1981.

by the storm drains April 22, 2009

pinecone

noun: a hard, conical shaped poo that comes out thin side first, thickest side last. 99% of all pinecone's result in excessive pushing, a clenched jaw, and extreme discomfort. a pinecone is similar to a feet-first birth.

marc: "dude, i just shat a massive pinecone!"
chris: "thats disturbing.."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

damnination

noun: an interjection used for situations where the subject is both pissed off and under extreme stress to succeed.
combination of the words "damn" and "domination"

chris: "the good news is that we can still catch them if we hurry. the bad news is they stole your money, girl, and guitar.."
marc: "damnination!!!!"

dave: "yo homie, what you got?"
taylor: "i got product, but it's not that good."
dave: "damnination!"

by the storm drains July 3, 2009

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

by the storm drains March 14, 2009