The Storm Drains's definitions

flu goo

noun: cum from a guy who's sick with the flu.

jimbo: ahh, nothing like a lil' testicular release...
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

dk

noun: the acronyms for the video game Donkey Kong and for the band Dead Kennedys.

we played dk while listening to dk

by the storm drains July 29, 2009

gona-herpa-tita-warts

noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.

I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

weed maps

noun: an online guide to finding the best medical marijuana dispensaries in southern california.

I always check weed maps for the latest and best deals before I head out to the clinic.

by the storm drains January 3, 2010

pinecone

noun: a hard, conical shaped poo that comes out thin side first, thickest side last. 99% of all pinecone's result in excessive pushing, a clenched jaw, and extreme discomfort. a pinecone is similar to a feet-first birth.

marc: "dude, i just shat a massive pinecone!"
chris: "thats disturbing.."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

engayify

verb: to gay it up

the color pink tends to engayify any situation.

by the storm drains April 2, 2009

dead kennedys

The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.

Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."

by the storm drains May 9, 2008