The Storm Drains's definitions

PMRC

noun: a group of hypocritical ass-faces who decided to black mark every album containing explicit photos, lyrics, or themes because they felt violence in children stemmed from music media. apparently they thought it was ok for jesus boner parents to force christian rock that preaches bible messages and one-way mindsets of life down their kids throats, while punk, metal, and rap were all deemed "bad" cuz they either say fuck, pussy, or anarchy in the lyrics. more to the point, these three music genres all encourage people to convey their own individuality and self-expressive capabilities. once again, these people are douchebags.

acronym for the Parent Music Resource Center.

Jello Biafra, Dee Snider, and Eazy-E all fought the PMRC; that is yet another reason as to why they are legendary.

by the storm drains May 6, 2009

rock 'n soul

noun: a combination of the rock 'n roll and southern soul music genres. skilled musicians include a guitarist, drummer, and bassist who all contribute to harmonic vocals.

What's rock 'n soul?
Check out Jimi Hendrix's Axis: Bold As Love album.

by the storm drains November 21, 2009

jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.

While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

gobbler

noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something's neck

Old Man Jenkins and his pet turkey have massive gobblers.

by the storm drains September 20, 2009

sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

by the storm drains September 7, 2009

flu goo

noun: cum from a guy who's sick with the flu.

jimbo: ahh, nothing like a lil' testicular release...
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

dk

noun: the acronyms for the video game Donkey Kong and for the band Dead Kennedys.

we played dk while listening to dk

by the storm drains July 29, 2009