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pernicious

Freyalise set up us the bomb; Yawgmoth will pay for his treachery; Freyalise performed her pernicious deed.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 27, 2004
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most extreme elimination challenge

THE BEST SHOW CURRENTLY ON TELEVISION. Nuff said.
No example needed. Above definition says it all.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 27, 2004
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playing quidditch

1. The entire act of masturbation

2. The entire act of sex with a partner.
1. beating bludgers is one facet of playing Quidditch.

2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005
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beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
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Smores

A threesome involving two males of Hispanic heritage and a half-black-half-white female, with the female in the middle.
"Smores" is named for a camptime food involving two graham crackers sandwiching a piece of chocolate and a marshmallow.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 18, 2006
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