The Original Agahnim's definitions

Pestilence

What awakens in darkness.

The coronavirus is the pestilence that awakened in the darkness of 2020.

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021

Walking

Something people can do on their own two feet, without a guide. People that want to do a tour of an area on foot don't need a museum to take them on one, that is silliness. People go to a museum to go a museum and see exhibits, and that isn't going to change because of new technology. Museums are the places go to view a Timex watch in a digital age, that's the point of having museums.

If people want to walk around from site to site, they can do that, it's cheaper than a bus tour or carriage tour, which is why a lot of people go on a walking tour of somewhere. It's never been anything a museum should have to feel responsible for, people can look at exhibits and pictures while they're in a museum, and they can see what's still there on their own time, the way they always have done things. As with friends, you don't abandon the old to make way for the new because someone tries to push or force change on you, since a new friend that expects you to abandon all your old friends and change was never really your friend.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Kodak courage

Editing a youtube video until a knifing or shooting looks like self defense and the other guy looks like a coward.

Kodak courage guy/girl- There's gonna be something to show for it? Okay I'm ready, lets you and I show the world my kodak courage, in all of it's glory! Here goes nothing, let's get it!

Camera Guy/Girl- Woops, I missed, you think you can do it over?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down and put it all over you tube, embarrass the shit out of you. *sneakily starts his/her own cell phone camera recording as original camera guy/girl begins to walk away* Hey, where you going? *pulls out gun and shoots camera guy/girl in the back* You see that youtube friends? This assailant was trying to run from me after starting some shit with me, what a coward, he/she got what was coming to him/her!

by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Instigator

Someone that does something like hire and train a bunch of people to interrrupt violence when they know beforehand that it will not only lead to an increase in violence, but it will actually openly antagonize and provoke things that were not there already.

The instigator wanted people to buy her bullshit about wanting to clean up violence by installing violence interrupters.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

Taint

The same thing as a chode.

There was a hair on the guy's taint that stood when something wasn't right.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Democracy

Lack of democracy doesn't just affect white people. Ahmaud Arbery was a casualty of a shortage of democracy, that kind of thing happens when people value safety over personal freedom (it's the opposite of safe, even if it seems like a good idea at first, after all Hitler spoke of peace and love winning before he took over Germany). A guy got shot because some other guys thought he had no right for them not to feel safe. When people value safety over personal freedom, rights disappear. It works the same way with masks and vaccines, and an overpoliced country where unarmed people are getting killed frequently for no good reason.

Democracy is still around, but people aren't fighting for it, many are still accepting any restrictions to their freedom and democracy a few people can think up to put on their behavior and movement.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021