The Original Agahnim's definitions

boost

One man's (person's) boost is often another man's (person's) downfall.

The stadium moving was more transformative than one restaurant getting a boost, a lot of other longtime restaurants would lose business to give the one restaurant benefitting from the project a boost.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Passive aggressive mask enforcement

When a business owner doesn't enforce a mask mandate directly, but tries to intimidate a customer into wearing a mask by threatening them with trespassing charges if they don't comply with the mask mandate. You don't really have a right not to wear a mask if you can get arrested for trespassing for it, you have the illusion of a right not to wear a mask, and in reality you have no rights.

The owner of the business supported passive aggressive mask enforcement for customers, rather than handling anything himself/herself (without a gun).

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Dork

A person that thinks they are the roughest, most crude, most unpolished by nature.

That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Serrated

Having notches.

She made a song about the rabbits with razor sharp serrated teeth hunting the foxes, hounds, snakes, and every other kind of animal tonight, and making the rivers run red with blood while assholes transformed into boys next door (like the Transformers in reverse/inside out, Optimus prime becomes a truck) instead of assholes next door. It was deep, it was the most powerful thing I've ever heard.

by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021

Obsession

A fixation on something, be it winning, or tarot cards/fortune telling, or spirituality/mythology/religion.

She was the female Jim Jones (a seemingly outgoing, charismatic, even fun/exciting person to some despite her true introverted nature) , she liked dead things and Jesus, at least she talked about those subjects frequently enough that people would think she did. It was most likely a means to an end, a way to manipulate the masses (the same reason she really liked winning at any kind of game from electronic to sports to board games, it made her feel powerful and where sports was concerned, there were dollar signs in it. She wasn't telling anyone none of this stuff was actually sacred to her, in case some questioned her she could fall back on looking sane and normal, just a bit of an eccentric with an obsession or two that most people didn't notice.

by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022

Patrizia reggiani

The silly girl with the serious looking and sounding public image that had unrealistic expectations of everyone she met, but was the same kind of person that would claim to have had to submit to others and be sub serviant around them if anybody so much as questioned her.

Mauricio didn't have a 12 inch diamond dick, so he was going to have to do an impossible amount of things to still leave most, if not all of the expectations of Patrizia Reggiani unmet. The game she invented for him to play even if he was unwitting or didn't want to or have an interest in it was designed for him to look like a fool and a failure by the end of it, there wasn't really ever another option to it than that.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021