The Original Agahnim's definitions

passive

Indirect, roundabout, or otherwise avoiding something or someone by nature.

He/she wasn't as straightforward as he/she claimed to be, he/she actually had a passive mindset of creeping up from behind and stabbing somebody in the back or shooting them in the head, then letting the other person know what the problem was.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Study

Something that doesn't require more than one person.

I don't particularily like somebody doing everything I do the way I do it. Study with that motherfucker, I'll be studying alone. Perhaps the two of you can together come up with a self to be instead of trying to be somebody you're not all the time.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Performance diminishing drug

The opposite of a performance enhancing drug, like marijuana.

That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Cinderella poser

Someone that pretends to be an underdog in life despite never having been one.

The Cinderella poser lives in a nicer house than her siblings, comes from a bigger house than her siblings, and has been to every one of her childhood friends' weddings, yet still always claims to be an underdog whenever there is a sports game or something she is desperate to win (with her spoiled rotten sense of injustice and disadvantages in life) . She claims that she was an underdog to the people she claims were in line in front of her/in her way, when in reality they weren't in line for anything, they weren't trying to become royalty (rich and powerful) like she was.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Home

Where you're from originally, where your heart is from, where it started beating.

The guy/girl from Pennsylvania claimed this as his her home too, as much his/her home as the locals, but in reality Pennsylvania would always be home for him/her and this would be somewhere he/she lived as long as he/she lived here. He/she was a guest, a visitor, even if he/she had been here a while or was thinking about staying a while (meaning locals were putting up with his/her bullshit even when they didn't have to).

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

Plain

Dull.

The plain girl was plain and bossy, not colorful, exciting and fun.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Weightlifting

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's like boxing in that sense. Even if there is strategy and technique involved, boxing is two guys (or girls) beating the shit out of each other, and weightlifting is people getting exercise. Any time you turn something like getting regular exercise into sport or a competitive activity, it begins to get silly.

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's people getting a workout.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021