The Original Agahnim's definitions

New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

fraud

A fake, often a con artist or scam artist.

The female Jim Jones wanted the love and support Joan of Arc had from the French, she wanted to be worshipped as a saint. Trying to be something you're not doesn't get you anything but exposed as a fraud.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Democracy

As long as people value safety/security over personal freedom, they will have no right to do anything that makes them feel safe, they will only have a right to get in line for the slaughterhouse, since they've already given up all the other rights they weren't fighting for. When someone tells someone to tell you that is what's best for you and you never question the source behind the (mis)information, that's what you end up with.

Democracy is only as good as the fight people are willing to put towards it, that was how the country got started. There has always been hypocrisy and double standards, the country was founded by slaveowners fighting for independence and freedom, and bullshit has always been the glue that held it all together, but if nobody fights then nobody has any rights, no matter what they look like.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

Change

Whether it's forced on people or not, there will always be a natural resistance, equal and opposite.

As the expression goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Beef

Beef means rat depending on what restaurant you go to.

If bistec de rata was on the menu, more people would know what it was, so they're not going to spell out for people what kind of beef it really is.

by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

Udaho

The state with the largest population of antimormons.

For the original female antimormon settlers that founded the religion, Udaho was the place to be.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.

Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021