The Original Agahnim's definitions

Shoes

Shoes are mass produced, but even if two people buy the same brand and size, they end up with different shoes to walk in.

Perhaps the guy wouldn't survive bearing children, being a mother, or all the other things that go with being a female, and perhaps the girl wouldn't survive being a male, a father, and all the other things guys go through, the things that go with being a male. It's impossible to know the shoes of another person, someone can only imagine another person's shoes, and there are people that have a gifted imagination, but that isn't the same thing as walking in someone else's shoes.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

Reported

No cases reported at a lab doesn't mean there were no cases there. No evidence of a cover up isn't the same as no cover up took place.

What is reported is not always the same as what happened (and is often not at all what really happened), and if you've ever seen a police report, you know that it's often full of bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021

First gentleman

First gentleman or first dude if he's not a gentleman is what the husband of a female president would be called. The primo uomo.

The first gentleman was as good at sports, cooking, welding, or sewing as those girls (his competitive sisters), and he straightened them right out.

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

Arrogance

Arrogance can come from youth or old age, not just one or the other. Assuming that somebody else envies your youth is arrogance of youth if it isn't based on reality. For example, if a person that lived through the 80s (or 70s, or decades before) wouldn't trade their time during those years for youth, since youth would mean they missed out on all that time and mostly just remember the 90's or 2000's, then they are not envious of anybody's youth. They had their own youth, and they are where they are now, and that is fine with them, because they'd rather be themself than a younger version of themself, or you.

Arrogance can be there at any age. The kind of person that assumes someone else envies their youth must envy the youth of people younger than themselves, and yet not every younger person would make or has made such a narcissistic assumption about other people.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Streetfighting

Something that wouldn't suprise you if it became an Olympic event in Tokyo.

Ryu wins the gold over Guile with a triple hadouken in streetfighting.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

poseur

Someone that tries to talk in a dock worker language but has the soul of a perpetual college student or bubble pop adolescent.

The poseur called her husband Daniel Tosh Jr. pal, it didn't sound right because that wasn't her, and really it wasn't him either.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

scientific attitude

A scientific attitude is among the least socially responsible attitudes of anybody around.

There is no responsible scientific attitude, scientists that have been scientists a long time still guess a lot and do a lot of things to fuck with people's lives by trial and error.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021