The Original Agahnim's definitions

Change

The same way a new friend should never expect you to change, or for you to change/abandon old friends for them, someone that expects your city or neighborhood, or anything in it to change for them was never a friend of your city or neighborhood, and was never on anybody's side there.

Change is never really as necessary as some peole claim that it is. You're always going to add new things to your life, but you're a fool if you abandon the old for the new. There would be no new without the old (without your original friends, you wouldn't know what a friend was to find a new one).

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Car

Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.

Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.

Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

Hall Pass

When all was said and done, though their husbands might have looked around at females, the one person that actually cheated of the four main characters in Hall Pass was Grace. Everyone else held their marriage vows sacred to some degree, since looking, thinking, or talking about sex isn't the same thing as toying around with love.

Grace was the one character in Hall Pass heartless enough to actually cheat, because their was no balance of power in her relationship with Fred, she had all the power of two people. Though Grace would be the kind of person to try and expose the double standards of others, she lived by a different set of standards than the ones she expected of her husband, and couldn't see her own for what they were. Why would any guy want to be married to somebody like that? Since some of them do think with a head other than the one on their dick, despite some females not really wanting to allow them to resist thinking with a head that is easier to control on a guy.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Hurricane

You should never allow anybody that doesn't pay your mortgage, rent, or bills to tell you when you can enter or leave your own home, it's yours not theirs, safe or unsafe. A hurricane or a pandemic does not change that, your home is not the same as a business. If you have to wake up and fight to return to your home, or to leave your home, that's what you have to do.

By default in their game (that of the military/national guard backed corporate entity broadcasting mandates and orders such as evacuation orders) you have no rights. If you never wake up and fight, you might end up with no home or belongings either. They can't control every single person that lives in an area, there are too many people to control every single one, they're only trying to make a herd of the masses so that everyone is together, following each other to a slaughterhouse. A hurricane or pandemic doesn't change the name of the person paying the mortgage, rent, or bills, so why would you allow someone that doesn't pay any of those things to run you off from your home and tell you it's because you're lucky or in your best interest, or for your safety. They're looking out for themselves by doing that, not you. People that remember Katrina know that after the way FEMA handled it.

by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

Vision

Dollar signs.

She saw dollar sign where others saw nothing, which she called vision (thinking it was somebody else's language than her own she was speaking).

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

narcissist

Someone that thinks they are responsible for building things up, from cities to people, and without them, nothing would get built up or broken down.

The narcissist built herself up more than anyone else and didn't even know it.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.

The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021