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The reverse man child found the courage to steal on that dude that he/she never had as a kid, though he had had his eye blacked before, and didn't know what what was particularly impressive about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
Get the Kevin Costner mug.Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?
The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
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Not even Santa Claus or the parrot lady caught a break this Christmas, they both got dragged from the public square and arrested.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Parrot lady mug.Somebody put Jaws rabbits in the water to study human behavior, and when they found out how terrified people were of the rabbits and their razor sharp teeth, they moved on to making a pestilence happen, a plague.
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
Get the Jaws rabbits mug.How could you be such a pushover and let something/someone as horrible as that slip away. You didn't appreciate what a horrible thing/person it was, and now it's not there.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Pushover mug.She wouldn't stop smiling because she still thought the guy thought he was better than people, and she did not want him to sad clown her because his infatuation was going to be his downfall.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
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