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The chess piece thought by some to be the most unwitting, though in reality nobody has to keep playing.
Derek Chauvin, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, the guy that killed him, these were all pawns in the female Jim Jones's game, much like the people that stampeded those folks at the concert, and the police stampeded anything that resembles civil rights. Despite calling it social justice, it was never anything more than a bunch of people dying for no reason, if you called it what it really was.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the Pawns mug.Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.
The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Closet introvert mug.Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Get the Reset button mug.The bubbly girl thought mentally ill people were inclined to forgive and forget, which didn't seem like a wise assumption to make.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Get the Forget mug.Everybody has different skills and different weaknesses, so saying one person's skill is superor to another is wrong, even if it's a more difficult skill or one that took more time and work.
Sports and games aren't enjoyable when one person's skills are called superior to another, and really a judge disregards the efforts of both athletes by doing that (including the one that got the gold medal). Hopefully no athlete is in it to be better than others. Your skills take you where they take you, and that's it.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
Get the Skills mug.They already have black Jesus and black Santa, so why not a black Lincoln (a savior figure that is missing)? That way people can quit treating the "founding fathers" like Greek Gods, since saying they were not perfect people would be an improvement for some of them.
Black Lincoln doesn't have a memorial in Washington, yet the white Lincoln seems to be revered among all groups, that doesn't seem fair.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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