The Original Agahnim's definitions

George Carlin

A guy that really was from the same neighborhood as his brother, it wasn't just his pretentious bullshit that kept him there for many years, it was home for him. He was a real person.

George Carlin wasn't a guy from New Jersey pretending to be from New York or using five different pseudonyms, he was himself all the time.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Badass

Someone that is just too much human for any one person.

She was as badass as Colin Farrell's character in Swat in real life. Unlike some of these trigger happy dudes with big heads, she wasn't full of shit, she was the real deal, and was everything she said she was, from a Navy Seal to an unselfish socially responsible human being when she left her LAPD Swat job and went home.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Milwaukee Bucks

Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.

The Milwaukee Bucks played a lot of injury filled teams to get to the NBA Finals.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021

Trust

If you think you can trust somebody, or that you almost can trust somebody, then you can't trust somebody like that.

You don't really want to trust somebody that got some monkey pussy, some sheep pussy, or pussy from any other kind of an animal since you really don't even want to trust the people that got some human pussy, that's worse than having the coronavirus and you want to try and isolate yourself from people like that.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Leave Britney alone

The longer people keep saying it for her, the longer it will take her to stand on her own two feet, if she ever does.

Britney Spears fan- I'm gonna get you in trouble for having any sense of humor about what happened to Britney Spears, Leave Britney alone.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

scientists

People that love to keep people in the dark and feed them shit like mushrooms.

The scientists didn't really want anybody's lights on, they just pretended to illuminate people's lives while keeping them in the dark and not really telling them anything.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Together

If you're not in California, you're not together in the same struggle with people in Louisiana or the East Coast now. The same is true for people that didn't get hit by Ida, they're not together with the people that did. No matter what the grief tragedy sympathy industry or the president tells you, they always want to show you more footage of the carnage, and people want to see more of it, especially people that are not together suffering with the people.

We're all in this together sounds too good to be true because it is. It isn't true.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021