The Original Agahnim's definitions

Antagonist

Someone that claims to spread light, love, and hope like wildfire while they really sow darkness, hate, and despair/desparation under the surface of others.

She was an antagonist her entire life. She made it her life's work to be an antagonist.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

Deflate

To take all the air (or life) out of something.

The clown wanted to stick a pin in and deflate him like Mario to get even with him for taking and releasing all of her balloons into the sky.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Curly Crowe

A gladiator that tries to cut the head off anything over 5'9" or so to make it the right size.

Curly Crowe wants to cut his head off so he can stick it to the man on a pike.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Goldmember

A golden penis.

Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, Goldmember had a penis made of gold.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Buccaneers

Prettier than Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

The Buccaneers are metrosexual pirates, they can't help that they are pretty, they were born that way.

by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Battle of the sexes

Us faggots versus them bull dykes.

We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Disemboweling

Removing the intestines.

The day care center owners threatened to call the police on the devil worshippers for disemboweling one of the kids in the woods behind it. What was the big deal, was that too perverse for them?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021