The Original Agahnim's definitions

Revenge

Getting back or even with somebody.

He/she said that he/she liked being a trippy cartoon first, then later on got mad and changed his/her mind, saying that he/she had to be totally sub serviant around this person or that person to get his/her revenge on an enemy.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Cheerwine festival

A festival attended by all groups, black, white, and everything in between, at a time when Confederate statues were still standing, without any incidents. People were getting along better before 2020 than after the statues/history were removed.

People said nothing about the Confederate statues at the time of the Cheerwine festival, they got along fine at the time, and like the statues and businesses, the festival was taken from them.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

Dagger

Something that is kind of like what happened to Maximus.

The dagger coming off the guy's bat fractured two of the pitcher's ribs, just as somebody had arranged before the game. It went exactly as planned. He had to slowly watch helplessly as his team was turned into cowards by spacemen.

by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021

Pussytator

A female dictator.

People finally found the strength to divorce the pussytator and leave each other.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021

Weird

A person being weird isn't a real problem for someone else.

When you come up with a real problem and not a superficial one let me know, I'll be around, in weird form.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021