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by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the unique mug.Like vaccines and testing kits, masks are a source of profit for a few people whenever lots of people start buying them. If you're someone in the business of selling masks, medical supplies, vaccines, or test kits, why wouldn't you want rules to dictate people's lives pushed on them? You can tell them it's a win win for them, meanwhile you make all their money.
New rules and restrictions create a demand for masks that wasn't there before the rules and restrictions. Since a supplier benefits the most from all of this, wouldn't you think the suppliers were the same ones writing the rules, restrictions, guidelines, and laws?
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
Get the Masks mug.There's no such thing as technical superiority, it's one of the bullshit terms they made for the Olympics that isn't based on reality, and judges are the kind of people that perpetuate it. A guy can go out and wrestle his way to a gold medal and that's great, but it's not just about winning and nothing else is sacred. It's also how you get a job done, and a gold medal doesn't make you better than the next guy, that's never the point. Hopefully being better than others is not why people dream of being in the Olympics, no matter their country. Once something goes beyond getting as far as you take yourself to one person being better than another, it's not a good thing for people to reach for.
There are technically skilled athletes, and they are champions in their own right, but telling them they are technically superior or that there is such a thing as technical superiority to another human being is wrong, and it's not a trend that should continue. The Olympics are meant to be games, not a superiority measuring contest or battle. That is not enjoyable for anybody, including the athletes (though the judges and announcers might get off on that sort of thing).
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
Get the Technical superiority mug.The kind of person that thinks other people will think she is funny or likeable even after having her husband killed (though she didn't have the balls to do it herself) by placing a parrot on her shoulder.
The parrot lady was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would have somebody killed to prove she wasn't a weak person. That's worse than stabbing somebody numerous times like Ezra McCanless did to prove she wasn't a weak person, though any weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't a weak person is the worst kind of weak person. If only the weak males didn't get most of the spotlight, the rest of us could give credit to all weak people equally instead of just half, once the rest of us no longer feel too intimidated by females to say the bad things about them that they would be quick to say about males to insult or disrespect them.
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
Get the Parrot lady mug.The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.
Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
Get the Change mug.Tom Brady got offended when someone suggested that Eli Manning was in the same league/class as him. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, was in Tom Brady's class. He was just a beautiful specimen to behold.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
Get the League mug.People that are realistic about life might not make good liars either, but at least they don't put up a paper thin facade of being optimists where there is no good reason to be optimistic about something or someone.
A false optimist is the most negative kind of person around beneath the surface, but what's on the surface is everything to someone like that. What they have to show others for something is everything, even though it's phony.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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