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Obsession

A fixation on something, be it winning, or tarot cards/fortune telling, or spirituality/mythology/religion.
She was the female Jim Jones (a seemingly outgoing, charismatic, even fun/exciting person to some despite her true introverted nature) , she liked dead things and Jesus, at least she talked about those subjects frequently enough that people would think she did. It was most likely a means to an end, a way to manipulate the masses (the same reason she really liked winning at any kind of game from electronic to sports to board games, it made her feel powerful and where sports was concerned, there were dollar signs in it. She wasn't telling anyone none of this stuff was actually sacred to her, in case some questioned her she could fall back on looking sane and normal, just a bit of an eccentric with an obsession or two that most people didn't notice.
by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022
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Giving up

There's a difference between recognizing unrealistic expectations by an employer or government (trying to do physical work and breathe through a mask at the same time, for example) and saying go fuck yourself to the folks making the mandates and their wildfire/changes, and giving up on finding a job or living life. Most people below retirement age really do want to work, they also know what the realities of it are.
Not working at times when a government threatens to shut everything down on a regular basis and keeps people from finding a working/living rhythm isn't the same thing as refusing to work/live, or giving up on work/life entirely.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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Asshole

Until a female that tells people what to do is prepared to also be the same asshole the males who do the same thing are, there won't be any real social justice, it's just talk that sounds good and might even be popular for a while with some people as a phrase. Females don't want the social stigma males get from being the asshole, but they want what they see as the benefits of it, when in reality males aren't given any more respect than any other group of people, nobody is. Any respect earned is also respect that can be lost, and nobody owes anybody respect.
A lot of people want to be an asshole or do what an asshole, they just don't want to be known as an asshole ( get the negative press for it, become the scapegoat) when it's no longer trending (when they're outnumbered by people that don't think of themselves as assholes or jerks).
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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boost

One man's (person's) boost is often another man's (person's) downfall.
The stadium moving was more transformative than one restaurant getting a boost, a lot of other longtime restaurants would lose business to give the one restaurant benefitting from the project a boost.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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Passive aggressive mask enforcement

When a business owner doesn't enforce a mask mandate directly, but tries to intimidate a customer into wearing a mask by threatening them with trespassing charges if they don't comply with the mask mandate. You don't really have a right not to wear a mask if you can get arrested for trespassing for it, you have the illusion of a right not to wear a mask, and in reality you have no rights.
The owner of the business supported passive aggressive mask enforcement for customers, rather than handling anything himself/herself (without a gun).
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Serrated

Having notches.
She made a song about the rabbits with razor sharp serrated teeth hunting the foxes, hounds, snakes, and every other kind of animal tonight, and making the rivers run red with blood while assholes transformed into boys next door (like the Transformers in reverse/inside out, Optimus prime becomes a truck) instead of assholes next door. It was deep, it was the most powerful thing I've ever heard.
by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021
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Dork

A person that thinks they are the roughest, most crude, most unpolished by nature.
That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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