The Original Agahnim's definitions

Socially acceptable

If people don't know about it, calling it socially acceptable isn't socially responsible.

Once Doctor Sawyer got fired, he was no longer socially acceptable at Macy's. All that studying he did wasn't going to do anything for him. He had told everyone he was socially acceptable, but he wasn't telling anyone the full reality of anything.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Wholesome

A Disney princess or bubblegum pop, the kind of thing you have no respect for unless you're one of those kinds of people, only because you think people owe you respect for your image.

Disney gets away with not looking uptight, but still having a wholesome image, which really tells you the kind of person behind everything Disney lived like a coward, somebody afraid to be thought uptight or dirty/nasty/unclean. No wonder most people hate the wholesome image that they were force fed throughout their childhoods when they grow up (with the exception of the kinds of kids that wanted to be in the Mickey Mouse Club, the one group they weren't rejects).

by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021

Machiavellian victory

Something that seems like a win for everybody involved that doesn't lose everything, though they're often not actually getting/keeping everything, and are actually slowly losing little by little over a long period of time.

People thought it was a Machiavellian victory when a few houses in their neighborhood were burned down or gentrified, then a few more houses and neighbors were lost, and lost everything in the process, then a few more, until finally there was nothing left of what was once their neighborhood. The machine, and the people that were part of the machine took it from them, and they let it slip away from them without ever wak8ng up to fight for it.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

NBA All Star game

The NBA's All Star game.

The NBA All Star game did come to the city a few years ago without the legislation they were trying to push getting passed, so what they're saying about the city losing it was bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

Ja rule

Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.

Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021

Patrizia reggiani

The kind of person that got rid of people she thought were weaker than her for her entire life.

Patrizia reggiani thought everyone around her was weaker than her because she was a weak person that had no common sense.

by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021

Jigsaw gang

A gang that sets elaborate traps and calls it a game.

The jigsaw gang made the junkie as ugly on the outside as he was on the inside when they jumped him and cut his face up in parallel lines. They had dragged another guy into a dungeon and chained him to another guy with a wheel that pulled both of them by the hair that would scalp them if they didn't find the key or do the right thing in time. These were people the jigsaw game deemed unappreciative of the lives they led.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021