The Original Agahnim's definitions

Dagger

Something that is kind of like what happened to Maximus.

The dagger coming off the guy's bat fractured two of the pitcher's ribs, just as somebody had arranged before the game. It went exactly as planned. He had to slowly watch helplessly as his team was turned into cowards by spacemen.

by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021

Pussytator

A female dictator.

People finally found the strength to divorce the pussytator and leave each other.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021

Mental health

One thing that won't help your mental health is not taking a stand you know you have in you. It's not about being perfect or meeting someone else's expectations, you always have an enemy within to contend with no matter the adversity coming from outside of you. Good for Simone Biles.

Mental health is something people ignore as long as they are physically doing well, but if you've been through some things, it's going to come to the surface at times.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

Miss glass

The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.

Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Zeus

Zeus sounds a lot like the biblical version of God, the one designed to scare people into submission (to humans with more money than them, since gods aren't real).

Zeus sounds like a tyrant's tyrant, which is more of a human trait than any other living being.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Chicken of the sea

Something Tom Brady always beats the people that doubt him or question him at, since they always swim back to shore first.

Something was different about that night, every time Tom Brady tried to pull away I stayed with him, then the impossible happened, he said we're too far from the shore, so I told him I didn't save anything for the trip back. He had no excuse to fail, so he started to swim back to shore and on the way he started sinking, so I took him back to the shore. It was the one time Tom Brady was not as strong as he thought, and I was not as weak as I thought. I somehow pulled the guy down to mine and everybody else's level that night. He became chicken of the sea that night.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021