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Fall

The time of year the days start to get darker, until they are at their darkest in winter.
Fall is the time of year people start to fall for more of what the

corporate/government/healthcare/media entities and other authoritative sources tell them about the coronavirus. At least in the spring and summer, people are outside around other people for more of the day, and they can see that other people are doing fine. In fall and winter, people don't have that added sense of security, and the corporate/government/health/media entities and other authoritative sources take advantage of that unease.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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Poser

Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.
He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.
by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021
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Bearded lady

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021
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Yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Poor Little JAP

Someone that isn't really Jewish, but whines about disadvantages and injustice/unfairness to try and make themself look like an underdog in life desite not actually being one in reality.
The only thing marginalized about the Poor Little JAP was her bullshit image. She was as mainstream and attention seeking as anybody could get back in high school.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Tribe

Athletes don't need people they might think they need at times, they got as far as they did by doing what they did, and it took them and their teammates to get them there. Trust in their teammates might help them regain their trust of themselves, if they feel like they need help from an outside source. A tight group, a tribe is enough to get somebody through something.
A tribe can keep you going at times you get a little mixed up.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Special

Saying that nobody is special is a half truth. Either nobody is special or everybody is special, from infant to terminally ill elderly people. The reality is people can still do things to make themselves unwelcome, and nobody has to accept or permit/allow anything or anyone in particular.
There is no all inclusive truth about whether people are special or not, or whether everyone is welcome or not. It will always be based on an individual basis by someone's actions and not on the way they look on the surface that determines whether they are welcome or not, or whether they do something special or not, and that won't change.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
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