The Original Agahnim's definitions
Snow white and the seven 3rd graders, since some of these disney princesses (JAP Jewish American Princesses as known by their non-Jewish families, another term for spoiled brat that thinks everyone owes them a red carpet, an applause, and a celebration) love kids so much that they can't help but to hang out with other people's kids all the time. Everywhere you see one of the disney princesses, she's with a different group of other people's kids hanging out.
She's becoming more like a disney princess every day, she models for the cartoonists and comic book artists as either Supergirl with the balls of steel three sizes too big or as the Disney princess from the small town, which was probably why she wanted to conquer vast territories and claim them as her own or demolish boundaries (and beloved buildings/landmarks in the process). Napoleon and Hitler were both people she thought of as heroes, people she had a great admiration for, except she thought she was going to be even greater than both of them combined because she was a girl and they were morally inferior males.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Get the disney princessmug. Shoes are mass produced, but even if two people buy the same brand and size, they end up with different shoes to walk in.
Perhaps the guy wouldn't survive bearing children, being a mother, or all the other things that go with being a female, and perhaps the girl wouldn't survive being a male, a father, and all the other things guys go through, the things that go with being a male. It's impossible to know the shoes of another person, someone can only imagine another person's shoes, and there are people that have a gifted imagination, but that isn't the same thing as walking in someone else's shoes.
by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021
Get the Shoesmug. Cratefallen must be falling down a crate staircase instead of getting kicked down a real one by your older brother the way you did as a kid, thinking you will get a reputation you never got as a kid by doing so.
The dork thought falling down a crate staircase would impress a few people around or make them laugh, but it wasn't long before they realized she wasn't really funny or impressive to be around, she just wanted someone's attention besides her own.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Get the Cratemug. He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Kids R' Matched.commug. A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Get the Umbrella corporationmug. That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Get the pursemug. If you're not a pirate, you don't have to get booty to do something for somebody. Most people don't do something they have acquired a skill (anything from artwork/music/film to any other kind of trade/work like building/construction to auto work) at for free, but saying that every interaction with the opposite sex has to go with money, sex, or something else in exchange for the interaction is bullshit because it isn't human. You don't do something for somebody because you owe it to them or because you have to prove to them you aren't too weak to do it though, that's when you tell them no when they ask you to do something for them. Booty does motivate a lot of guys, but then serial killers and criminals are some of the most motivated people, so is too much motivation and being wired to excess always a good thing?
If you lived on the Barbary coast, you might need booty to live. It might be something in the water there.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Get the Bootymug.