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Someone trying to get in a world others have been out of since high school or shortly after high school.
That dork is in his/her 30's or 40's and is still trying to steal/plagiarize our high school lines and spit in food like we did as teenagers, his/her new favorite lines are "Would you like fries with that?" and "Go away" (he/she thinks it makes him/her sound tough), and he/she thinks that he/she is the first/only (original) person to have ever said either of those things or gotten angry at somebody that came through a drive through or walked in a restaurant, because he/she is a narcissist, someone that really believes that he/she has had to be more sub serviant than everyone else for his/her entire life, and has had a harder life than everyone else.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dork mug.Someone that gets a job at a fast food restaurant in their 30's not because they enjoy the work (since nobody does it for the money), but because they want to get in with the crowd they never got in with in high school, they're doing it to earn stripes with people (which will one day serve them, they hope).
The dork hated working at Taco Bell as most other people that aren't going to be there for 20 years do (the ones that enjoy their work have their reason for being there), but stayed around for a while to try and make himself look and sound tough so that he/she could one day have something to show for it, he/she even took a few pictures of himself/herself at a drive through with a headset on spitting in food, just to tell his/her friends/family/anyone that gave a fuck "I did that shit too, just like them, now I'm cool and I can fuck with anyone's life I want to!"
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dork mug.Someone that called people that were different something like obnoxious in high school or after, then started going for an image that was more like the people he/she was trying to make fun of.
The poseur would always try to make fun of people that he/she saw as in front her in line until she found out they were never in line to begin with, then the poseur got angry (in a repressed manner) and became more like an imitation of these folks, always acting different or colorful to compensate for being plain, dull, and lifeless (someone that is around primarily to drain life) beneath the surface.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Get the Abomination mug.These seem like guys that would rap about cutting people in half like Dewey Cox. (or at least cutting someone's head in half like Underworld, if not their entire torso)
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Gang starr mug.Like selling lemonade, except without the lemonade, imagination, or even pretense of actually giving anybody anything in exchange for the dollar signs seen and taken.
Some of those guys/girls panhandling weren't really broke, he/she actually has more money than you and lives like a king or queen when nobody is looking, but wants attention when they are looking. Some of them have already taken enough from people without the panhandling to try and insult their intelligence.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Panhandling mug.Some of the panhandlers had taken enough from people without the pandhandling (via donations for various charitable causes, save this or that building or organization through the pandemic, and so on to fund their continued control of an area they're not even originally from) and lived like kings or queens when nobody was looking, but knew that in addition to dollar signs, they would get attention to go with their behavior, and attention for them was power to push or pull others. If they gained any local stripes, guess what they were going to do to the locals with them besides take more from them.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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