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Somebody that keeps trying to tell you it's all good between you and them (despite every indication to the contrary) or that you've forgiven and forgotten everything on their end, even though you're not forgiving or senile by nature.
The real cynics are the ones that seem to think everything is okay with everybody all the time, or that everything will be okay, so people shouldn't worry. That is false optimism, and people (a false optimist) who think that way are not good liars.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Get the False optimist mug.I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Garden hose mug.Where two opposite things are equal in that neither one superior to the other, and yet neither are the same (since equal is literally the same/has to be the same thing for them to be equal).
It's almost like male lives are cheaper than female lives since there are double standards in what females are allowed to do to all sexes, and yet not all sexes can do them in return to females. Kind of like having universal donor and universal recipient blood types, it's one-sided and not duality.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
Get the Duality mug.A female that nobody would miss doing under 25 years in prison then living comfortably off her dead husband's money (a husband she had assassinated) isn't a fall. Not that there aren't a few males like that.
When will the consequences be the same for both males and females? When will a fall be the same thing for everybody?
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the fall mug.Somebody that changes their hair and eye color on a week to week basis so that they can keep acting tough all the time.
The poseur never kept the same look long enough for anybody to actually hold her to the same standards that males were held to, which was a double standard.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Get the poseur mug.People that say they are going to look after someone but really they are just trying to extort the son of a bitch, they never really provide the person with anything and should be fought tooth and nail.
Charly the mouse made his supervisors laugh at him today by trying to scratch his supervisors eyeballs out. He had been training heavily for combat with them, and was happy when some of his other mouselike colleagues were ready to step up, rally, and fight these cats.
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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