The Original Agahnim's definitions

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.

The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Phoenix Suns

There's a lot of people that think the Milwaukee Bucks are a better team with better players that put more effort into each game than the Phoenix Suns right about now. You do have athletes that try to go beyond 100 percent for some reason, especially in the playoffs. Enjoying a sport for the original reason it was started is lost when people do that, since they're trying to make it more than a game and trying to get people to take it beyond seriously. It's bad enough that sports of all things are taken as seriously as they are, and that people try to add a level of pressure to them that make them the opposite of enjoyable. Sports are games and not life or death scenarios, and people seem to forget that.

The Phoenix Suns are the underdog in the NBA Finals, no matter what anybody tells you about their record or rankings. They are the team that hasn't won a single NBA championship yet, not the Bucks.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Scapegoat

Someone with that absorbs the negative image others don't want for themselves, as most people want to make themselves look good at any cost to others.

None of them wanted to become scapegoat, so they made him one to defer suspicion from themselves.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Kool aid

Could be harmless or deadly depending on who made it.

She saw herself as Bridget, the New York City Irish mouse encouraging immigrant mice to fight the cats, when in reality she was closer to the mouse that lived in Jim Jones's church in a small town in Indiana, the mouse that drank his kool aid and encouraged other mice to do the same.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

Jordan Belfort

The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.

That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

mollycoddle

A kid that has their mother come save them from any pipes they might hit their own head on in life.

The mother of the mollycoddle blamed the daycare (for negligence) or other kids over the mollycoddle hitting her head on a pipe, and wanted everything shut down over it. What about the kid paying attention to what she was doing, hitting your head on a pipe was a good way to make the rest of us a bit more alert. It's the same kind of softening of society thing as a mother or father getting locked up over a kid getting in a fight at school. Kids are supposed to fight, kids are supposed to hit their head on shit. It's the difference between living to age 2 and living past age 2 without assistance.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Collective bully

A group of people that together, in numbers (a safe position), has the personality of a bully.

The collective bully was waving at and teasing that guy.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021