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Don't let the whining mollycoddle fool you, she got as much sports playing time as a kid as any other kid, her mother and father watched as many of her little league games as they did those of their male children, and she was the kind of person that liked attention so much she would try to walk over anybody she thought was weaker or more passive than her to get it. If you listened to her lies, you would think her mother and father didn't even notice her and that she had to do 10 times as much to prove she was just as worthy as a boy, when really the narrative is a means to an end, a way for her to keep getting the attention she was always accustomed to getting since birth because she was a bully (the kind that bullied due to too little discipline instead of too much). It's everyone around her that always had to prove that they were still worthy of anything once she arrived somewhere, it was everyone around her that had to prove they were not already obsolete, outdated, phased out, or useless (and ready for demolition). She was Buzz Lightyear, her mother's new flying toy. How could anyone not be obsolete when Buzz Lightyear came around? It mattered only to Buzz Lightyear who was on the sideline.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Get the sideline mug.The one that has to weaken, destroy, or humiliate everyone around them but themselves is not the strong one. The one that creates a spiral of betrayal, deceit, or tries to drive everyone around them crazy but themselves or set death traps to ensure their own survival isn't the strong one. As long as someone like that is around, nobody is allowed to be the strong one(s).
Not everyone has a strong one buried somewhere under their skin, but many do, though it's hard to see it when darkness prevails.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Strong one mug.The free spirit/non-reputation is still a reputation. The person still has to keep up their counter-reputation, otherwise people will find out what they really do when nobody is looking.
Someone claiming to be a free spirit isn't really someone that doesn't care what anybody thinks of him/her, it is somebody desperate to convince people that he/she doesn't care what anybody thinks, and the same applies to any image someone goes for (including the telling everyone else to be themself image even if they already are themselves). As long as the person has to convince other people they don't care what anyone thinks of them, they have a reputation of some sort to protect, no matter what they tell you to the contrary.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
Get the Reputation mug.Whether a motive is clear or unclear, cops know that somebody has to be motivated to have a motive, that's why they came up with a motive to call it. If it were lazy people doing the killing, it would be called something else, probably something like an unmotive. Possible unmotives might be the guy stole my doritos or smoked my last cigarette, and he knew deep down that he deserved it.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
Get the Motive mug.Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the Fake person mug.by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
Get the Home mug.The girl thought she was unbearable and scary, she thought she was a shark, when in reality she was a socially awkward little girl with minimal self control. Anybody in town was able to tolerate her presence there, they just didn't have to. They deserved the happy, peaceful town it once was without her in it (the one they originally came from), back when she lived in her own town, the one she was originally from.
by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022
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