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by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Nuclear Fusion Power mug.When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the anti-rape wear mug.Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.
Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"
"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"
"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"
"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"
"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"
"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Jet Bag mug.A woman who drank everyone under the table in Hollywood! Liza could of probably drunk half of Russia under the table with the way she guzzled her booze.
Liza is a bit like her mum Judy Garland, minus the hanging out of Hotel windows threatening to commit suicide.
Liza popped pills like tic-tac's but gave great performances again and again and again!!!
Liza daughter of Judy Garland and film director Vince Minenelli has won an Academy Award, The Tony, The Emmy and The Grammy!!! And that's something pretty special to pull off!
Liza married about four guys, none of them lasted of course, and she never had any kids. O.K her first husband was gay, Peter Allen who died of an AIDS related illness, but apart from that whether it was the exhausting routines, the drugs, the booze, the nights smashed off her face laying in back alley's, she was never able to have any natural children of her own.
Liza is a bit like her mum Judy Garland, minus the hanging out of Hotel windows threatening to commit suicide.
Liza popped pills like tic-tac's but gave great performances again and again and again!!!
Liza daughter of Judy Garland and film director Vince Minenelli has won an Academy Award, The Tony, The Emmy and The Grammy!!! And that's something pretty special to pull off!
Liza married about four guys, none of them lasted of course, and she never had any kids. O.K her first husband was gay, Peter Allen who died of an AIDS related illness, but apart from that whether it was the exhausting routines, the drugs, the booze, the nights smashed off her face laying in back alley's, she was never able to have any natural children of her own.
"I think that's Liza Minnelli's head smacking against the theatre exit door?" "Somebody go out and give the poor bitch some uppers, she's on in 5 minutes!"
"Wow!" "That was a great performance!" "Yes, and she wasn't even liquered up!"
"Wow!" "That was a great performance!" "Yes, and she wasn't even liquered up!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the liza minnelli mug.Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.
Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
by the moody poet January 13, 2010
Get the classik mug.Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the cutters mug.A water saving strategy usually used by third world countries, but now is being used in rural country Australia i.e. Bendigo etc to help save water.
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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