Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden is an Islamic Fundamentalist and a Militant Islamist that was born Usâmah bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Lâdin on March 10 1957 to a wealthy family in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

Riyadh is the capital of Saudi Arabia and in Arabic it means, place of gardens and trees.

Osama is wanted by the FBI with involvement in terrorism and bombings all over the world. Osama is on the Most Wanted Top 10 Fugitive List for:

==(1998)== U.S. embassy bombings in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, Nairobi and Kenya. 257 people were killed and over 4,000 people injured.
==(2000)== USS Cole Ship suicide bombing where 17 sailors were killed and 39 others were injured.
==(2001)== 9/11 attacks on the U.S killing 2,986 people.
4. (2002) Bali nightclub bombings killing 202 people and injuring 209 other people.
5. (2004) Madrid Bombings killed 191 people and wounded over 1700 other people.
6. (2005) 3 Hotels frequented by westerners bombed killing 60 people and injuring 115 others.

The list goes on and on...

Osama's father married 22 times and is estimated to have around 55 children with Osama being born the 17th child. Osama's father ironically died in a plane crash in 1967, and control then passed to Osama's half brother Salem who married an English art student, Caroline Carey.

Osama's families have disowned Osama officially in 1994 under pressure from the Saudi government. Although it has been said that Osama has contacted some of his family who have also been caught out funneling money to al-Qaeda terrorist organizations.

Osama spoke out at the Saudi government who then stripped Osama of his Saudi citizenship. However part of his family still supports Osama and their wealth is immense in funding his operations. Osama's first wife, Najwa Ghanem is Osama's first cousin and his mother's niece. Osama has many children to different wives who are all wealthy and supportive.

Osama is the founder of al-Qaeda a terrorists group that splinters all over the world with a basis of causing mass destruction and death to westerners or anyone that is not Muslim.

Osama is seen as a hero in the Muslim and Islamic world for standing up to America, United Kingdom and other supporters. Osama wants the world to fall under one system based under the Qur'an. Where political, legal, economic and social values are all based off the plagiarised writings of The Prophet Muhammad. See Mecca-Cola for more Islamic thieving!

Osama believes that all Christian Churches, Jewish Temples must all be bombed and desecrated. Osama believes that everyone must convert to Muslim or die.

Osama believes it's his divine calling to destroy anything from the west, including buildings and people. See Anti-Christ or mark of the beast.

Maybe next time when Osama or Muslim's get the urge to cause destruction amongst the west it would be a good idea to return the favor and blow up the Dome of the Rock and see how Muslims like it? See Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement and support tearing down their evil that is plaguing our world. See refugees.
"Let's all help the Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement return the 9/11 favor!"

"It's time to stand up and give those murdering Islamic incestuous bastards, Osama bin Laden, a taste of their own medicine!"

Stop immigration of the mud nations and help the Temple Mount Faithful Movement dig those satanic dogs into the ground!"
by The Moody Poet September 08, 2006
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The emoticon for Emo.

Also the emoticon for pussy.
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Cum-Fuck

A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!
"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"

"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"

"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"

"Last night I was cum-fucked!"
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pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
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Parricide

The act of killing a close relative either by murder, accident or malicious intent in not assisting in giving immediate medical assistance. Or to aid in the false imprisonment of the relative until they are dead.

To stand by and let a close relative die i.e Mom or Dad and do nothing, while rubbing your fingers together with the thought of a nice big fat inheritance.
Although Trevor died from a massive blood clot to the brain, a natural stroke. There was evidence that parricide had been committed.

-Phones had been tampered with.
-Immediate medical assistance was not given.
-His clothes had been torn off his body to exacerbate temperatures.
-Locks had suddenly sprung up as if like a prison.
-Money and valuables were missing.
-Medical equipment was found that he never used i.e. fabricated.
-Lies in statements etc
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Imelda Marcos Syndrome

When you can't stop buying shoes.

When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!

When you substitute dick for shoes!
"Com'on Mom just one more pair of shoes!!!"

"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"

KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
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gay card

Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.

To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"

"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."
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