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by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the popcorn surprise mug.When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!
Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.
Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.
Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.
Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.
Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.
Strip Pool is K00l!!!
Strip Pool is K00l!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Strip Pool mug.Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Get the Kirstie Alley Syndrome mug.Anything relating to Italy.
Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
"Yeh I'm headed over to the wogbox for a week to hear The Pope bitch about Islam and the Fatima Notes!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the wogbox mug.An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the seismic fart mug.A girl with big tittie's or big jugs that likes to show them off and cocktease all the guyz.
Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.
A girl who wears tight tops.
Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.
A girl who wears tight tops.
That Rebecca is a real titty tease, I saw her down at the shops wearing a c-thru number and her nipples were sticking out like the polar caps.
Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!
"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!
"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Titty Tease mug.The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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