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I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"
"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
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Get the cutters mug.Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.
Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
by the moody poet January 13, 2010
Get the classik mug.When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!
Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.
Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.
Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.
Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.
Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.
Strip Pool is K00l!!!
Strip Pool is K00l!!!
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Get the popcorn surprise mug.In 50BC Princess Berenice IV, next in line to rule Egypt, committed a snakes act by taking over her father's kingdom when her father King Ptolemy Auletes, Ruler of Egypt, left for a business trip.
It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.
It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the snakes act mug.When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
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