The Moody Poet's definitions

Strip Pool

When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!

Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.

Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.

Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.

Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.

Strip Pool is K00l!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

classik

A noteable event that goes off with a bang.

It's like adding class to sick!

Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.

Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.

by the moody poet January 13, 2010

cutters

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.

Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.

It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

snakes act

A cold blooded act of betrayal.

To be double-crossed.

In 50BC Princess Berenice IV, next in line to rule Egypt, committed a snakes act by taking over her father's kingdom when her father King Ptolemy Auletes, Ruler of Egypt, left for a business trip.

It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.

"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Parlour

Variant of parlor i.e. British and French word.

A private place in a house for entertaining guests.

Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.

See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.

"Please Bethel come into my Parlour." See also Parlor.

"Oh my Gurdy I'm not that type of lady!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007