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When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the rat trying to get out mug.When you can't stop buying shoes.
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
"Com'on Mom just one more pair of shoes!!!"
"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"
KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"
KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Imelda Marcos Syndrome mug.The act of shopping for Doctors who give you what you want.
The act of obtaining many sort after prescriptions from Doctors. See Nicole Richie Diet.
To go from Clinic to Clinic trying to find selected Doctors who will prescribe you what you want. See Doctor Shopping.
The act of obtaining many sort after prescriptions from Doctors. See Nicole Richie Diet.
To go from Clinic to Clinic trying to find selected Doctors who will prescribe you what you want. See Doctor Shopping.
"Renee is a real Doctor Shopper!" "I heard she saw 24 Doctors in one week!"
Nicole had been doctor shopping all week, and finally found one doctor that would prescribe her Duromine.
Nicole had been doctor shopping all week, and finally found one doctor that would prescribe her Duromine.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Doctor Shopper mug.The E-Gang had formed in the chat room and within 2 weeks the E-Gang had taken over, and ran the room.
HZ200: So waz up fool?
TJUBOY: nm
JK12: Hi guyz
HZ200: JK12 no yer place fool! shut da hell up!
JK12: soz :(
Beec8: u will b if u ever chat again!!! :o
Tonloc: Man these regular chatters r turning into an E-Gang!
HZ200: So waz up fool?
TJUBOY: nm
JK12: Hi guyz
HZ200: JK12 no yer place fool! shut da hell up!
JK12: soz :(
Beec8: u will b if u ever chat again!!! :o
Tonloc: Man these regular chatters r turning into an E-Gang!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the E-Gang mug.A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"
"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip mug.Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
by The Moody Poet August 21, 2007
Get the the prophet mug.A Dhimmi is a word used by Muslims to describe a Christian or a Jew, and most recently people who do not follow Islam but live in an Islamic country or another country that does not follow Islam.
Dhimmi's in past centuries who lived under a Muslim dominated country lost most of their legal rights and privileges if they did not convert to Islam. Dhimmi’s were also targeted and preyed upon because they were not allowed to testify in courts against Muslims, like Islamic or Sharia courts of today. It made Dhimmi’s easy targets and added incentives for them to hurry up and convert to Islam, or suffer until they do.
Dhimmi's have to pay Jizya a tax for practicing their religion. In other words Islam uses the method of Dhimmi and Jizya to force Islamic conversions when they slowly take over a country.
Dhimmi's in past centuries who lived under a Muslim dominated country lost most of their legal rights and privileges if they did not convert to Islam. Dhimmi’s were also targeted and preyed upon because they were not allowed to testify in courts against Muslims, like Islamic or Sharia courts of today. It made Dhimmi’s easy targets and added incentives for them to hurry up and convert to Islam, or suffer until they do.
Dhimmi's have to pay Jizya a tax for practicing their religion. In other words Islam uses the method of Dhimmi and Jizya to force Islamic conversions when they slowly take over a country.
"Excuse me Sir, yes you on the camel, are you Dhimmi?
"No not me I can't afford it, I'm Muslim!"
"Hey you on the donkey are you Dhimmi?"
"No not I, why would I?" "I would lose my rights as a person and have to pay higher taxes." "No I'm Muslim."
"No not me I can't afford it, I'm Muslim!"
"Hey you on the donkey are you Dhimmi?"
"No not I, why would I?" "I would lose my rights as a person and have to pay higher taxes." "No I'm Muslim."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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