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classik

A noteable event that goes off with a bang.

It's like adding class to sick!
Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.

Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
by the moody poet January 13, 2010
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Strip Pool

When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!

Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.

Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.

Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.

Strip Pool is K00l!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
mugGet the Strip Poolmug.

snakes act

In 50BC Princess Berenice IV, next in line to rule Egypt, committed a snakes act by taking over her father's kingdom when her father King Ptolemy Auletes, Ruler of Egypt, left for a business trip.

It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
mugGet the snakes actmug.

popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.
It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
mugGet the popcorn surprisemug.

Filthy Fucker

A guy that will fuck anything.

A guy that will fuck the most ugliest and most disgusting chicks in town.

A guy that has a motto, "A holes a hole!"
MATT: I'm so fucking horny I could fuck that grandma!
TODD: Dude! Your one Filthy Fucker!

Just after sex…
TINA: So Rodd... Do you think we can be together now as boyfriend and girlfriend?
RODD: Huh? Are you for real bitch? Your bigger than a house and your cunt smells like a fucking chimney!
TINA: (Yells) Get the fuck out of my squat you filthy fucker!
RODD: (laughing) You were just a fucking hole baby, just a fucking hole!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
mugGet the Filthy Fuckermug.

Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
mugGet the Beach Towelmug.

Who let the dog out?

Another way of saying, who farted?
I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"

"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
mugGet the Who let the dog out?mug.

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