The Man who Knew Too Much's definitions

hip hop ai

It’s a term that has not been used in any form of literature yet, but will soon be used by the libs at the NY TIMES. This term will be he used to explain some quantum leap in African American learning and billions of dollars will be invested and it’s all a completely made up concept.

I said I was a hip hop intellectual but some liberal one up me by saying hip hop Ai. A white girl immediately offered to bang him.

by The Man who Knew Too Much September 26, 2023

carrabas carajo!

It’s when a Spanish family visits a carrabas restaurant and the food is late and they scream: carrabas carajo!

I went to carrabas and the waitress was fat and no flashing enough boobs so I screamed! Carrabas Carajo! And then I proceeded to tip a midget.

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 21, 2023

Coonair

An airline that only flies African American criminals who listen to hip hop and rap and who never cooperate with the police. This airline only takes passengers one way to Africa. This way all gun-loving thugs that glorify violence and trash their women on rap music videos can now have a field day in Africa.

CoonAir is made up of several words. Coon=negro. Similar to the movie ConAir, but with coons inside. As in black criminals. Hence, CoonAir.

Anytime I see a negro thug I want him to fly CoonAir.

by The Man who Knew Too Much June 16, 2007

Hip Hop "Intellectual"

A person who listens to lots of hip hop/rap and starts fights over trivial things: eye contact, bad look and disrepect. Notice the parenthesis around the word intellectual. Obviously, anyone who's into hip hop/rap cannot be an intellectual.

Hip hop intellectuals can be from any race, but in general they tend to be African American.

Teen1: Oh my God! He beat up that poor white kid for nothing. What happened?
Teen2: The white kid looked at him in a weird way and then the black kid left him in a comma. Typical Hip Hop "Intellectual" behavior.

by The Man who Knew Too Much February 12, 2007

Cooraneria

It's a type of deviant behavior associated with coons, such as criming, theft, vandalism, and pure chaos. These behaviors are common at school grounds, malls, and any place where many of them congregate. You will never see this behavior around an employment office.

I went to the mall to buy clothes for my teenage daughter, she was shocked at the types of cooraneria at the mall. On our way home, I said about those hip hop visionaries.

by The Man who Knew Too Much December 25, 2024

Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

SWAG

A useless word used by dumb members of the cultural cancer that is the hip hop community. Blacks in general love to use this word. Being recognized by this word is one of the " few accomplishments" of African Americans, right after pants on the ground. If Darwin was alive today he would say, "look at them Galapagos Niggas with their pathetic and inferior culture. Ha! the missing link between apes and apes."

Tyrone: Look at them white girls with their sexy swag!
Me: STUF, Tyrone. Get ready for your parole officer interview tomorrow. Leave those white girls alone. No one wants you. You smell, you're aggressive, you're broke and you talk like a retard.

by The Man who Knew Too Much December 11, 2012