The Man who Knew Too Much's definitions

carrabas carajo!

It’s when a Spanish family visits a carrabas restaurant and the food is late and they scream: carrabas carajo!

I went to carrabas and the waitress was fat and no flashing enough boobs so I screamed! Carrabas Carajo! And then I proceeded to tip a midget.

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 21, 2023

hip hop ai

It’s a term that has not been used in any form of literature yet, but will soon be used by the libs at the NY TIMES. This term will be he used to explain some quantum leap in African American learning and billions of dollars will be invested and it’s all a completely made up concept.

I said I was a hip hop intellectual but some liberal one up me by saying hip hop Ai. A white girl immediately offered to bang him.

by The Man who Knew Too Much September 26, 2023

Cooraneria

It's a type of deviant behavior associated with coons, such as criming, theft, vandalism, and pure chaos. These behaviors are common at school grounds, malls, and any place where many of them congregate. You will never see this behavior around an employment office.

I went to the mall to buy clothes for my teenage daughter, she was shocked at the types of cooraneria at the mall. On our way home, I said about those hip hop visionaries.

by The Man who Knew Too Much December 25, 2024

Hip Hop "Intellectual"

A person who listens to lots of hip hop/rap and starts fights over trivial things: eye contact, bad look and disrepect. Notice the parenthesis around the word intellectual. Obviously, anyone who's into hip hop/rap cannot be an intellectual.

Hip hop intellectuals can be from any race, but in general they tend to be African American.

Teen1: Oh my God! He beat up that poor white kid for nothing. What happened?
Teen2: The white kid looked at him in a weird way and then the black kid left him in a comma. Typical Hip Hop "Intellectual" behavior.

by The Man who Knew Too Much February 12, 2007

Coonaro

Is a name given a Latino person that acts/speaks black.

Carlitos always talks like a black person, he must be a Coonaro!

by The Man who Knew Too Much August 30, 2011

The Fat and the Furious

A movie featuring a fat Latin girl(as most ghetto Latin girls) and a furious black girl( as most angry black women on the train in NYC). This movie has not been release yet, but if I become rich one day I will finance the production of this movie and invite a bunch of New York Times liberals to watch.

Tyrese: I went to Cocoa Club last night and most of the girls were Latin and Black.

Tyrone: Oh, you mean The Fat and the Furious. Typical of them.

by The Man who Knew Too Much September 25, 2011

Coonair

An airline that only flies African American criminals who listen to hip hop and rap and who never cooperate with the police. This airline only takes passengers one way to Africa. This way all gun-loving thugs that glorify violence and trash their women on rap music videos can now have a field day in Africa.

CoonAir is made up of several words. Coon=negro. Similar to the movie ConAir, but with coons inside. As in black criminals. Hence, CoonAir.

Anytime I see a negro thug I want him to fly CoonAir.

by The Man who Knew Too Much June 16, 2007