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man

A person who hates women (5% being the exception).

For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):

"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"

It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.

Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.

ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
Man hates woman as evidenced on urbandictionary.com.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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misogynist

A modern day Nazi.

The only difference: Women are the Jews.

A misogynist/Nazi wants women/Jews to be locked in the kitchen and reduced to a cooking, cleaning vagina and womb.

You will find many misogynists / Nazis in the woman section on UD where they admit to wanting to eradicate women. Literally: "Cunts that deserve to be slammed and beaten. Should be eradicated."

Their enemy is feminism as it tries to protect the Jews/women from the Nazis/misogynists.
That is an actual excerpt from the woman section:

Misogynist: "A woman's only purpose is to serve men. She should do the cooking, cleaning and sucking. She is the useless stuff around a vagina."
by The Happy Humanist February 16, 2010
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ass-to-mouth

"One of the newer marketing ploys in pornography is called "ass-to-mouth", where the male performer anally penetrates a woman and then sticks his penis into her mouth, often joking about her having to eat shit. In this pornography the code of debasement is most stark. There is no apparent increase in male sexual pleasure by moving directly from the anus to the mouth outside of the humiliation that the woman must endure."

(Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 23)
Men who enjoy the suffering and humiliation of women (="ass-to-mouth"), are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association and the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems by the World Health Organization.
by The Happy Humanist November 23, 2011
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ATM

"One of the newer marketing ploys in pornography is called "ATM" ("ass to mouth"), where the male performer anally penetrates a woman and then sticks his penis into her mouth, often joking about her having to eat shit. In this pornography the code of debasement is most stark. There is no apparent increase in male sexual pleasure by moving directly from the anus to the mouth outside of the humiliation that the woman must endure."

(Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 23)
Men who enjoy the suffering and humiliation of women (="ATM"), are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association and the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems by the World Health Organization.
by The Happy Humanist July 26, 2010
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woman

After reading what men have posted about women on this site I want to say something to women.

Ladies, you know and I know that those demented tools who post hateful things about you are worthless pieces of shit. Ignore them. They have just finished watching rape porn and jerking off and decided to be clever.

Please don't become hard and never sink to their level. You must know that there are normal men out there who will always stick up for you.

As a man, I want to apologize for them and say that sometimes I am ashamed to be a man.
You fuckwits, ruin it for us normal men! Stop posting shit about women, woman, girl, girls!
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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feminist

A brilliant and brave person that depraved misogynists love to hate.
Feminism is

"the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes" --- merriam webster dictionary

Those who oppose feminism by default agree with misogyny and sexism (see other definitions of feminism)

A feminist is the most honorable person around.
by The Happy Humanist April 29, 2010
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woman

The N****r of the world, according to John Lennon. Most convenient target and scapegoat for male users on UD who prove John right.

RIP, John Lennon. May your wife and sons have a long and happy life and never come to UD to read what men think about women. They would try to kill themselves.
The Beatles loved women and praised "the woman" in their work. Thanks guys!
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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