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a2m

"One of the newer marketing ploys in pornography is called "ass to mouth" ("ass to mouth"), where the male performer anally penetrates a woman and then sticks his penis into her mouth, often joking about her having to eat shit. In this pornography the code of debasement is most stark. There is no apparent increase in male sexual pleasure by moving directly from the anus to the mouth outside of the humiliation that the woman must endure."

(Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 23)
Men who enjoy the suffering and humiliation of women (="a2m"), are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association and the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems by the World Health Organization.
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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man

male

A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.

Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.

If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
Girl: Go mow the lawn, you worthless man!!!
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
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men

Creatures who seem to derive (sexual) pleasure from dehumanizing, physically and verbally assaulting, degrading, and raping female children and women.

These creatures create a demand for violent and dehumanizing pornography and are responsible for the fact that 90% of scenes in best-selling pornography depict violence against and degradation of women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 18).

These creatures refer to female children and women as "cumdumpsters," "cunts," "kitchen appliances," "whores," "sluts" etc.

A recurring fantasy of these creatures (i.e., "men") is the wish to physically assault and rape women.

They keep submitting definitions like these:
3. female
An inferior species that, over the course of time, has not learned that it's purpose is sex. They have insisted that they be equal to men, when in fact, they could never be. Fat women should die.
Rape is fun. Really fun.

32. Woman
The useless lump of flesh surrounding the vagina
I was trying to fuck this vagina last night but that stupid woman kept fighting back

47. Women
"Women" were created for the sole purpose of serving man. Women's place is in the kitchen. She is not to speak back to man, if a women does speak back to a man, the man is allowed to bitch slap that women upside the head.
Women: I'm tired of you treating me like shit!

Man: -Bitch slaps Women- GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

61. woman
A cunt that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
Woman is a vicious cunt who should be eradicated.

I can only urge girls and women to stay away from these creatures and never let their infinite hatred get you down.
by The Happy Humanist July 29, 2010
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woman

The N****r of the world, according to John Lennon. Most convenient target and scapegoat for male users on UD who prove John right.

RIP, John Lennon. May your wife and sons have a long and happy life and never come to UD to read what men think about women. They would try to kill themselves.
The Beatles loved women and praised "the woman" in their work. Thanks guys!
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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feminist

A brilliant and brave person that depraved misogynists love to hate.
Feminism is

"the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes" --- merriam webster dictionary

Those who oppose feminism by default agree with misogyny and sexism (see other definitions of feminism)

A feminist is the most honorable person around.
by The Happy Humanist April 29, 2010
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ATM

"One of the newer marketing ploys in pornography is called "ATM" ("ass to mouth"), where the male performer anally penetrates a woman and then sticks his penis into her mouth, often joking about her having to eat shit. In this pornography the code of debasement is most stark. There is no apparent increase in male sexual pleasure by moving directly from the anus to the mouth outside of the humiliation that the woman must endure."

(Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 23)
Men who enjoy the suffering and humiliation of women (="ATM"), are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association and the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems by the World Health Organization.
by The Happy Humanist November 22, 2011
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anal sex

Anal sex is a sexual practice which is sexually appealing to only 1% of American women according to the most comprehensive survey by the Social Organization of Sexuality.

(Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, Stuart Michaels. The social organization
of sexuality: Sexual practices in the United States. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.)
The elderly porn addicts and 11-year-old boys who experience their first outbreak of acne and have commented on anal sex so far may find it difficult to differentiate between actual behavior and the sexual world portrayed in pornography.

While anal sex appears in 55.9% of all scenes in best-selling pornography -- see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis"-- and the woman is shown to "enjoy" it, it is important to understand that if they are every lucky enough to have consensual sex with a real woman chances are she will beat them to a bloody pulp if they ever try to manipulate her into letting them penetrate her anus.
by The Happy Humanist July 28, 2010
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