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ukraine

A Eastern European country of great beauty and incredible potential.

Former member of the Soviet Union. Established as an independent, democratic state on August 24, 1991. A relatively "new" state that has already come a long way. A country that in headed for success!

Ukraine is the ONLY state in Europe that dares to openly defy and piss off Russia, therefore new favourite pet to the US of A.

Home of ridiculously gorgeous people. Joe Biden said that Ukraine women are the "most beautiful women in the wolrd". 6 out of 10 top models are Slavic, by the way.

Ukraine is bound to join the EU and eventually the NATO. And they'll looooove them.

Ukraine is the place where the Slavic race has its origins, so Ukraine is mother to Russia, not the other way around.

The people are very intelligent, but poor. Ukraine has no middle class to speak of.
Jack: Hey, I started out last but I ended up winning the tournament anyway!
John: The last will be first, I guess.
Jack: Yeah, like Ukraine!
by The Happy Humanist February 5, 2010
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feminist

A feminist is the bravest and most honourable person (man or woman) out there who has the guts to stand up to all the irrational, MANIC HATE that every single man on this site expresses toward women.

Please read the entries and you will realize how much women are hated by men and how much we need feminism. And you will be genuinely afraid. Who are these people?

Equality is more that being equal under the law. We will have true equality when
- men are encouraged to have a bikini wax twice a month (200 US Dollars), legs and armpits as well please
- men have to wear high heels that mutilate their feet and skirts and tiny tops
- men are told that they are worthless if they have wrinkles and therefore have to buy anti-aging products like there’s no tomorrow
- men will be ostracized severely if they wear the same piece of clothing twice
- beautiful men marry ugly women as frequently as beautiful women marry ugly men
- men take the last names of their wives as frequently as women do
- “pussy” and “cunt” are no longer used as insults
- men and women split the household chores and the “bringing up kids” duties evenly
- women no longer get paid less for the same work
- 95 % of domestic and sexual violence are no longer committed by men against women
- … The list could go on forever

There is no equality, not even in the Western world. If you are a fair person (man or woman) you will agree and try to make this world a better place for EVERYONE. Men and women.
Jason: I am a feminist.
Redeck #1: Boooooooo Hoooooooo Let's kill him, boys!!!!!
Nomal person: Wow Jason, you have balls to risk the wrath of every hick out there!
by The Happy Humanist February 8, 2010
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feminist

Kurt Cobain and John Lennon.

This isn't an opinion but a simple fact. They described themselves as proud feminists and challenged the traditional gender roles through their music. Do the research.

So everyone who gives this a thumb down can't read, is a fan of Pat Robertson and his hate speeches or simply enjoys spreading lies about an idea that is honorable through and through.
Kurt Cobain, the proto feminist: “... at the top of the food chain is still the white, corporate, macho, strong ox male. Not redeemable as far as I’m concerned. ... Sexism has to be blown wide open…but there are thousands of green minds, young gullable 15 year old boys out there just starting to fall into the grain of what they’ve been told of what a man is supposed to be ...”

Kurt Cobain: "Rape Me"

John Lennon: "Woman is the N****r of the World"
by The Happy Humanist February 9, 2010
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man

male

A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.

Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.

If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
Girl: Go mow the lawn, you worthless man!!!
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
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man

A dildo that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
by The Happy Humanist February 12, 2010
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man

An object used for the amusement of women.

Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
I was so bored, so I decided to make my man lick my pussy and then I made it mow the lawn.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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woman

A person who is hated by (99% of) men.

A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".

Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):

"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"

To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.

A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
Man hates woman.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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