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man

A dildo that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
by The Happy Humanist February 12, 2010
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female brain

The center of the nervous system in all female vertebrate animals.

The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).

In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.

However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.

Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.
If the other definition of "female brain" is indicative of men's intelligence, men deserve all the help from educated women they can get.
by The Happy Humanist August 10, 2010
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misogynist

A member of the Small Brain & Small Dick Brigade (SBSDB). Crosses his legs whenever he meets a woman who actually TALKS.
His favorite forum on the internet is the misogyny forum where they share rape and lynching jokes and pretend like they're not ugly virgins.

A misogynist is the lowest form of vermin on earth.
by The Happy Humanist March 29, 2010
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feminist

Kurt Cobain and John Lennon.

This isn't an opinion but a simple fact. They described themselves as proud feminists and challenged the traditional gender roles through their music. Do the research.

So everyone who gives this a thumb down can't read, is a fan of Pat Robertson and his hate speeches or simply enjoys spreading lies about an idea that is honorable through and through.
Kurt Cobain, the proto feminist: “... at the top of the food chain is still the white, corporate, macho, strong ox male. Not redeemable as far as I’m concerned. ... Sexism has to be blown wide open…but there are thousands of green minds, young gullable 15 year old boys out there just starting to fall into the grain of what they’ve been told of what a man is supposed to be ...”

Kurt Cobain: "Rape Me"

John Lennon: "Woman is the N****r of the World"
by The Happy Humanist February 9, 2010
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women

Female humans.

80 % of valedictorians and salutatorians.

60 % of universities and institutions of higher learning.
Lucy: Yay, I'm a girl, I'll probably be best in my class and go to Harvard!
Jack: Cunt, go make me a sandwich! Women!
Lucy: Fuck you, Jack! You'll be working at McDonald's in 5 years, loser! Lol! discouraged, criticized and assaulted if they
by The Happy Humanist February 15, 2010
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max hardcore

A male humanoid life form which is getting rich because millions of men get turned on by watching violence against and degradation of women and children. The demand for infinitely vile images of women being urinated on, gang raped, being made to eat feces, physically and verbally assaulted, and degraded in the most extreme way imaginable has been increasing steadily.
When Neil Malamuth of UCLA published several studies which showed that at least one-third of men admit that they would rape a woman if the could escape detection, the public was shocked.

Considering that 90% of all scenes of best-selling pornography depict violence against women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis") this is hardly surprising.

The state of "men's" mental health and their attitude toward women is truly disturbing. "Max Hardcore" seems to be an average male.
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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woman

When compared to a man, a woman is

- less aggressive and violent
- less sadistic
- less anti-social
- less narcissistic
- better in school and college
by The Happy Humanist May 30, 2010
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