The Grammar Nazi's definitions

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

RSN

Acronym for "Real Soon Now". Often used as a sarcastic remark to describe something that's late.

Microsoft promises Windows stability RSN.

by The Grammar Nazi January 10, 2002

delouse

v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.

Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.

by The Grammar Nazi January 4, 2002

booty

Sexual companionship.

I'm strapped for booty.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

fundie

A fundamentalist; a Christian whose ideas are completely in-line with church dogma. Fundies, for the most part, do not think for themselves, and are often frighteningly evangelical.

Synonymous with Jimmy.

This school is CRAWLING with fundies!

by The Grammar Nazi October 28, 2001

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003

bf

Shorthand for boyfriend.

He tells me he doesn't have a bf right now.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002