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Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

veepstakes 

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.
A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!
boink by The Grammar Nazi November 18, 2006
That map() trick is HOT!
HOT by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2006

not having it 

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.
Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.
not having it by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2005

baby cave 

"Watch out, boys! Because thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!"
baby cave by The Grammar Nazi September 9, 2005

tag and release

The term used to describe a sexually attractive (but underage) teenager. It derives from the practice of tagging wildlife. The understanding is that the stud is out of bounds at his current age, but that you'll be back to claim him when he's legal.

First defined in a Dan Savage column on 24 Nov 04.
#1: Damn, check out that hottie over there!
#2: Yeah, he's hott, but he's only 15.
#1: Tag and release that stud!

syncophant 

n. A person who enthusiastically toes the party line. A combination of "synch" and "sycophant."
A million syncophants blindly repeating the GOP's talking points make me sick to my stomach.