The Grammar Nazi's definitions

queaf

n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

All right, who queafed??

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

booty

Sexual companionship.

I'm strapped for booty.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

bf

Shorthand for boyfriend.

He tells me he doesn't have a bf right now.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

fundie

A fundamentalist; a Christian whose ideas are completely in-line with church dogma. Fundies, for the most part, do not think for themselves, and are often frighteningly evangelical.

Synonymous with Jimmy.

This school is CRAWLING with fundies!

by The Grammar Nazi October 28, 2001

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001