9 definitions by The Fucker 69

Saggy Penis

Where the bottom of a mans cock swells up and then saggs Down for about 4 days meaning he can't get laid in this time.

John had a saggy penis after running 800 metres.

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Fish-licker

A cult of fishermen who lick there fish as soon as they come out of the water

The fish-licker stood ready to suck on the fish he just caught.

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Dominant male

A lad who beats his girl and claims he is the alpha male.

"Fucking hell lads, there's a bloody dominant male over there."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

A fingerman

Someone who fingers every male asshole he/she sees

"did you know Kevin's a fingerman?"

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Cockingwee

Irish word for pissing on the toilet seat

I'm off for a cockingwee bud

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Skunk project

A plan where the government try's to jail people who haven't had a shower for a week.

"thank god the skunk project failed, my mate Jim's shower bust ages ago."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016