1 definition by The Emir Of Slovakia
An extremely annoyingly sappy song by the extremely annoying psudo-rock band Styx that was required by law to be played at every junior high dance in America in 1979. Every boy was required to White American Teenager Slow Dance (waddle back and forth and spin in a circle) to this syrupy goo in order to have any shot at reaching first base. Anyone currently to this song has probably at some point had or has a mullet. Was doubtless the first dance at many weddings that have now ended in divorce.
by The Emir Of Slovakia May 17, 2007