The Dude's definitions

Hay

Refers to a person who excels at one or more of the following: 1. drinking beers, and lots of them 2. being a generally sweet dude 3. rocking out in any situtation with total disregard to bystanders' feelings, family, or friends

Woah, look at that guy. He's rocking out and he must have had at least 19 beers. He's a sweet dude. He must be a Hay.

by The Dude April 6, 2005

The X Gamer

1)refers to a dude that wakeboards better than Parks Bonifay, snowboards better than Shaun White. 2)He has long hair and wears hurley shirts sometimes aka... Ryan D.

In order to become a guy like ryan in each sport you have to smoke weed, have long hair, and drink 40oz of Old english in order to be an ultimate x gamer like ryan d. PS. dont live in Idaho falls, id...

by the dude March 1, 2004

god

a figure made up from the imagination to explain why things happen in the world.

people are stupid and scared so they mad up a fictional "hero" to protect them

by the dude December 11, 2004

ass pirate

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.

Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!

by The Dude February 3, 2005

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

shyza

literally means shit. i think its in german.

i busted a shyza at school today. it was quite messy.

oh SHYZA i forgot to FLUSH AFTERWARDS!

by the DUde October 26, 2004

floppy h

Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.

Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!

by the dude March 3, 2005