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Blitzkrap

Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring
"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."

Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
by The Dude February 4, 2005
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shh its ok

what you use as a last resort to hook up with someone because you're desperate.
Girl: but you don't even know my name!
Guy: Shhh, it's ok
by the dude February 7, 2005
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scene

Usually divided between certain types of music (Indie, Punk, hXc, what-fucking ever). The members of each scene usually conform to a certain type of dress and even type of thinking. Scenesters typically react to the other scenes with disgust and contempt.

In other words, it's white youth's answer to fucking street gangs.
I can't even go to fucking local shows without having to deal with pussies with eyeliner, retards with X's Sharpied on their hands or snobby douchbags in vintage T-Shirts. Thanks scenesters! Thanks a fucking bunch!
by The Dude February 15, 2005
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straight edge

1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.

2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.

2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
by The Dude February 15, 2005
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Emogame

www.emogame.com

One of the BEST flash games on the fucking net. Basically an old-school side-scroller with emo musicians beating the crap out of hated figures in pop culture. Ok, it's the EMO game...but it's actually a blast to play.
Where the hell did those 3 hours go? Damn you Emogame.....
by The Dude February 15, 2005
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Punani

My son was sick one day. He told me, "Dad, I need some punani." So I went to the store, and asked for some punani. Little did I know...
by The Dude May 13, 2005
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Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.
John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
by The Dude February 27, 2005
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