The Dude's definitions

cruel

when a so-called "friend" niehbor makes their grandkids come out and scream fictional stuff about the niehbor's kids

"fuck i still see that cruel niehbor is at it again"

by the dude April 29, 2004

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

fapie

Fapie is a derivative of the word fape. It has two meanings: 1. the state of being faped; 2. pronoun used as the second word in a two-noun phrase.

1. That dude was getting his fapie on.
2. Consider "Overlook Cafe," which becomes "OverlookFapie" under this pronoun convention

by The Dude December 6, 2004

ass matter

Feces; shit; butt fudge

If you bothered to wipe, you wouldn't have ass matter all over your undies!

by The Dude June 20, 2003

shh its ok

what you use as a last resort to hook up with someone because you're desperate.

Girl: but you don't even know my name!
Guy: Shhh, it's ok

by the dude February 7, 2005

magnum

an amazing rapper that is a division of NDIA and uses hard hitting lyrics to get his thoughts through

Yo dat magnum song wuz da shyt niga...

by The Dude February 14, 2007

sonyo

1. noun, Any white, asian, or hispanic suburban youth who believes in fact that they are a black gangster, they wear basketball jerseys with a black man's name on the back, wear baggy clothing, roll on 20's which are really 12's from Wall-Mart, and they ask you to smoke their weed with their bitches, also they go up to you and say "yo son yo yo son son yo".

This kid came up to me from Greenwich and was like "yo son, son yo, yo son"

by the dude February 1, 2005