The Dude's definitions

un-dude

not being very relaxed or not laid-back; stressed

You're being very un-dude.

by The Dude December 17, 2003

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

Grover Chick

A girl that will do anything anytime anywhere with anyone no matter what kind of relationship she is in and if that person is involved in it with her or not. Comes from the fine ho's of Table Grove, Illinois.

"I'm taking that grover chick out tonight, she's guaranteed to take it anyway I can give it."

by The Dude December 16, 2004

slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.

Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!

by The dude January 6, 2005

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004

Shibangabang

1. An exclamation.

2. An expression that Dave Chappelle used once in the racial draft.

1. Holy Shibangabang!

2. Yes, the whole shibangabang.

by The dude May 13, 2005

fishing for boneless brown trout

to take a shit, or numerous shits

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.

by The dude May 1, 2003