The Doctor's definitions

Fan Fiction

1. Fiction written by fans about an extant fictional universe.
2. Amateur fiction of any kind published in fanzines.

He wrote a great piece of fan fiction set in the universe of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

She had a piece of fan fiction published in THE CRUDZINE QUARTERLY.

by The Doctor November 9, 2004

fantabating

Imagining masturbation.

Just looking at her, he couldn't help fantabating.

by The Doctor November 9, 2004

Ya Face

Literally, "your face" but used as if to say "your ugly face," usually as a non sequitur in answer to questions.

"Why did you want to talk to me?"

"Ya face!"

by The Doctor November 11, 2004

hacked

n. The person who is a victim of a computer hacker.
v. The past tense of "hack" with regard to computers.

1. The hacked complained about what was done to his computer last night.

2. I didn't tell him, but I hacked his computer last night.

by The Doctor November 24, 2004

kinching

Kinching Morts & Coes: refers to child pickpockets, beggars or other criminal/mendicant professions. Ca. 1800.

Kinching Mort stole my purse!

by The Doctor March 28, 2004

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003

Koala Bear

Someone who eats bush and leaves!

That's tight dogg, you're a regular Koala Bear!

by The Doctor May 9, 2003