The Doctor's definitions

pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"

by The Doctor December 12, 2004

rainbow party

Supposedly a party where girls wearing different colored lipstick all have oral sex with one or more guys, leaving the guys with a "rainbow" colored penis. Some people appear to believe that it's just an urban legend.

"I felt left out because I only had six different colors of lipstick on my dick when I left the party."

by The Doctor January 17, 2005

the nitty gritty

Another way of saying "the bottom line" or "the basics."

Okay, let's get now to the nitty gritty, now.

by The Doctor October 6, 2004

Ja-Moke

A regular no-frills guy, not stupid, not smart, not handsome, not ugly.

He's just a Ja-Moke.

by The Doctor October 1, 2004

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003

chu-hoi

Vietnamese word used to describe former Vietcong who were helping U.S. forces.

Don't shoot her -- she's a chu-hoi.

by The Doctor October 1, 2004

Backyard Wrestling

Term used to describe attempts, usually by kids, to recreate in their own back yards the kind of wrestling seen on television. Often done innocent of the fact that tv wrestling is well-planned and executed choroegraphed theatrical stunts, it can and frequently does lead to broken bones and other serious injury.

The poor kid got a concussion when his friend hit him in the head with a chair while they were backyard wrestling.

by The Doctor November 7, 2004