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Bitch

1.) The female equivalent of an asshole. This can be an insult or a compliment, depending on the context.

2.) To whine

3.) A subservient person, especially in a sexual situation.

4.) A female dog

5.) An abstract expression that Dave Chappelle often uses to start or end a sentence.
"That cashier didn't smile. What a bitch!"

"Oh stop bitching. She was just tired."

"Yeah, and besides, being a cashier sucks. You're basically the customer's bitch, until they leave the store."

"Speaking of which, that bitch I was dog-sitting for is pregnant! We're trying to find homes for all the puppies."

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 6, 2014
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confederate flag

1.) A historical symbol related to the Civil War
2.) Symbol of Southern Pride
3.) Symbol of the Redneck culture
4.) Symbol of White Supremacy

5.) Symbol used by white-trash adults who never grew out of the "edgy rebel" phase that most of us left behind in high school
Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "Hey everyone, I'm getting the Confederate flag tattooed on my arm, because I don't care what anyone thinks of me!"

(Everyone ignores him)

Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "I said, I'm getting a Confederate flag tattoo, 'cuz I don't care what y'all think of me!"

(Still being ignored)

Grown Man Who Works At McDonald's: "I'll bet a lot of you black folk are really offended by that!"

Black Person: (Ignores him)

Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "I'M A REBEL! I wear this flag for FREEDOM!"

Marine With American Flag Tattoo: "Oh really. "
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 15, 2014
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Anti feminist

Someone who regards the human race as a line of Barbie and Ken dolls. Any man or woman who doesn't fit the model of a Barbie or a Ken is deemed defective. (Unfeminine women are accused of "trying to be men," un-masculine men are deemed "pussies" or "fags," etc.) The anti feminist blames feminism for the fact that the sexes don't look like the cast of "Leave it to Beaver" or "Happy Days," assuming that tomboys, career women, homosexuals, and nerds never existed before the women's lib movement of the 1960s came along and "destroyed femininity/masculinity."
"Don't tell Ms. Wilson that you're going back to work after your kid's born. She's an anti feminist."
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 21, 2014
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Buddy

"Time to go, buddy."
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 26, 2014
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Nonbinary

A straight white girl who recognizes that the "part Native American" trend has run its course, and now has to come up with something new.
I can't be racist because I'm 1/16 Cherokee, and I can't be transphobic or homophobic because I'm nonbinary! So ha!
by The Chickens Are Revolting October 20, 2020
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Razor Girl

A character-type that appears in Cyberpunk. Razor Girls are basically action-heroines, usually with the sexiness and badassedry cranked up to the Nth degree.

The name comes from the original razor girl, Molly, of William Gibson's cyberpunk novel "Neuromancer" (often considered the original cyberpunk book). Molly is referred to as a "razor girl" and a "steppn' razor" by other characters, due to the retractable razor claws she has stored under her fingernails (to name only one of her badass cyborg upgrades).

Other examples of razor girls include Trinity from "The Matrix;" Major Kusanagi of "Ghost in the Shell;" Avalon and Lea Prism of the novel "Hammerjack;" and the lead characters of "Barb Wire," "Aeon Flux," and "Ultraviolet."

Mind you, a razor girl is not just any awesome female character who happens to be in a cyberpunk story. She has to meet that level of viciousness and badass. Rachel from "Blade Runner" is a fantastic character and a strong woman, but she is not a fighter, and thus is not a razor girl. Same goes for Shiloh, Blind Mag, and all the other awesome-but-not-action-fighter girls from "Repo: The Genetic Opera!" Neal Stephenson's Y.T., despite being one of the most awesome characters in all of fiction, never mind cyberpunk, also just barely misses to meet the criteria, since her shtick is more about escaping and dodging danger than confronting bad guys head-on.
"What the hell do you mean 'The Matrix' isn't cyberpunk? It's got all the tropes you need--the virtual reality, the black leather, the sunglasses, the hacker heroes, the evil corporate dudes, and the razor girls!"
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 5, 2014
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