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sik wid it

sick fresh dope tight ill righteous sweet bomb phat wicked rad awesome badass cool

SWI ~ An expression used to describe an individual that is "too la'git to quit"! Someone you like to be around, someone you already are now, someone you would like to emulate. Your BFF is sik wid it! Your favorite teacher or counselor is definately sik wid it. A positive influence like a mentor or role model who has characteristics you admire is sik wid it. The tree hugg'in environmentalists are sik wid it. The HUMANITARIANS of the world like the late great Princess Di' and Mother Theresa are notably sik wid it individuals due to the fact that they give a fuck about the homeless, sick, poor, and mentally ill. Philanthropist are sik with it. Rather than THROWING AWAY hundreds of thousands of $$$ on a Goddy Sweet Sixteen Party for their spoiled brat - they might generously donate that $$$ to open a club-house or boxing ring for inner city kids for example. Now thats sik wid it! Artists, actors, poets, musicians, dancers, writers, or any person who has even the slightest bit of creativity, whatever the medium, is sik wid it. And any individual who is on a spiritual quest is sik wid it. People are composed of MIND, BODY, & SOUL. Those on their spiritual quest are sik wid it. They may be members of an organized religion or simply search their local library or book stores for books on metaphysics or spirituality.
Nina: "Meilani: One's goal in life ought to be to become an individual who is sik wid it! Here's a list of my top 5 SWI faves:"

1.)Embark on one's spiritual journey
2.)Become a good parent/guardian
3.)Be the best BFF you can be
4.)HUMANITARIAN-help homeless, poor, sick
5.)Environmentalist-help save the planet

Meilani: "Ninaaaa...THAT'S LA'GIT!"
by The Anrkissed December 16, 2008
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NGRI

5150 mentally ill mental bipolar manic depressive

NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY. A get out of jail free card.
Prosecuting Attorney: "Mrs. Vickers, is it, or is it not true that you tried to contact your cousin Andres, whom is a known Mexican Mafia leader now serving three life sentences in the SHU at Pelican Bay State Prison to kill your husband?"

Mrs. Vickers: (with her head in her hands weeping) "Yes, but you don't understand, I am a certified bonafied 5150 since childbirth."

Jury: "Your honor, we find the defendant NGRI, not guilty by reason of insanity."

Judge: "Is that your final verdict?"

Jury: "Yes your honor."

Judge: "Mrs. Vickers, you are found NOT GUILTY of murder in the second degree. You are free to go. Court adjourned.
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
mugGet the NGRImug.

Twat-fucker

That dude is such a twat-fucker!
by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019
mugGet the Twat-fuckermug.

life

men

Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.
Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008
mugGet the lifemug.

life

Life's a shit-sandwich and everyday you have to take another bite!
Finding a man that will hot cheat on you for life, because we all know that every man cheats, it is in their DNA. Men are all pigs!
by The Anrkissed May 9, 2008
mugGet the lifemug.

Urban Dictionary

fresh hot sick dope ill the meaning of life spiritual

The Urban Dictionary is new, fresh, hip, hot, sick, dope, and the only mother fucking thing worth reading. It has been dubbed as the Bible by a new spiritual group called the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun. The Urban Dictionary is called the Urban Bible by the members of the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun whom are currently holding fundraisers in lovely La Mesa California in their mission to distribute this book of knowledge and wisdom to their family, friends, and the world for free.
Erika: "Mom, why are you calling the Urban Dictionary the Bible?"

Mom: "Because I've already studied the bible in four (4) different translations, including the Catholic bible which has extra books, the Torah, and the Quran and they are all fucking boring to me at this point. The Urban Dictionary is fresh, new, insightful, interesting, and was not written two thousand (2000) years ago by a bunch of mother fucking men."

Erika: "Yeah but the bible says we are not to add too or take away from the bible."

Mom: "That's true honey, but WHO exactly are WE? When one of you kids come up with the answer I'll quit."
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

spunderella

crystal meth meth tweeker methamphibian A female of any age that is addicted to crystal meth. Spunderella's primary goal for most of her day is to "chase the bag"; arrange hooking up with the meth dealer, friends, anyone and everyone she thinks might be holding. She is on a mission to get spun and stay spun on meth.
Sean: "Is that your grandmother dude?"

Daniel: "NO fucktard, thats my mom. She used to be a spunderella, twacked out on meth for the past 7 years but then she went to rehab. Give her about 6 months and she'll be looking like she used to when she was a pre-school teacher.

Sean: "MMMM, A MILF?"

(Daniel punches Sean in the arm)
"Daniel: "Don't go there dude before you make me kick your ass!
by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008
mugGet the spunderellamug.

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