5150 mentally ill mental bipolar manic depressive
NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY. A get out of jail free card.
NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY. A get out of jail free card.
Prosecuting Attorney: "Mrs. Vickers, is it, or is it not true that you tried to contact your cousin Andres, whom is a known Mexican Mafia leader now serving three life sentences in the SHU at Pelican Bay State Prison to kill your husband?"
Mrs. Vickers: (with her head in her hands weeping) "Yes, but you don't understand, I am a certified bonafied 5150 since childbirth."
Jury: "Your honor, we find the defendant NGRI, not guilty by reason of insanity."
Judge: "Is that your final verdict?"
Jury: "Yes your honor."
Judge: "Mrs. Vickers, you are found NOT GUILTY of murder in the second degree. You are free to go. Court adjourned.
Mrs. Vickers: (with her head in her hands weeping) "Yes, but you don't understand, I am a certified bonafied 5150 since childbirth."
Jury: "Your honor, we find the defendant NGRI, not guilty by reason of insanity."
Judge: "Is that your final verdict?"
Jury: "Yes your honor."
Judge: "Mrs. Vickers, you are found NOT GUILTY of murder in the second degree. You are free to go. Court adjourned.
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
Finding a man that will hot cheat on you for life, because we all know that every man cheats, it is in their DNA. Men are all pigs!
by The Anrkissed May 09, 2008
Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
by The Anrkissed May 08, 2008
tweek tweeker twacked twackerjack spundacular shardtard shardlard meth S.T.D.'s methamphetamine meth-a-sketch methanite methnstein methadonia methalated crystal methalicious crystal methodist crystal meth white-trash
When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
Mike: "'Yo Dwayne, did you hear about that party in Clantee last night?"
Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".
Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"
Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".
Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"
Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
by The Anrkissed May 07, 2008
fresh hot sick dope ill the meaning of life spiritual
The Urban Dictionary is new, fresh, hip, hot, sick, dope, and the only mother fucking thing worth reading. It has been dubbed as the Bible by a new spiritual group called the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun. The Urban Dictionary is called the Urban Bible by the members of the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun whom are currently holding fundraisers in lovely La Mesa California in their mission to distribute this book of knowledge and wisdom to their family, friends, and the world for free.
The Urban Dictionary is new, fresh, hip, hot, sick, dope, and the only mother fucking thing worth reading. It has been dubbed as the Bible by a new spiritual group called the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun. The Urban Dictionary is called the Urban Bible by the members of the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun whom are currently holding fundraisers in lovely La Mesa California in their mission to distribute this book of knowledge and wisdom to their family, friends, and the world for free.
Erika: "Mom, why are you calling the Urban Dictionary the Bible?"
Mom: "Because I've already studied the bible in four (4) different translations, including the Catholic bible which has extra books, the Torah, and the Quran and they are all fucking boring to me at this point. The Urban Dictionary is fresh, new, insightful, interesting, and was not written two thousand (2000) years ago by a bunch of mother fucking men."
Erika: "Yeah but the bible says we are not to add too or take away from the bible."
Mom: "That's true honey, but WHO exactly are WE? When one of you kids come up with the answer I'll quit."
Mom: "Because I've already studied the bible in four (4) different translations, including the Catholic bible which has extra books, the Torah, and the Quran and they are all fucking boring to me at this point. The Urban Dictionary is fresh, new, insightful, interesting, and was not written two thousand (2000) years ago by a bunch of mother fucking men."
Erika: "Yeah but the bible says we are not to add too or take away from the bible."
Mom: "That's true honey, but WHO exactly are WE? When one of you kids come up with the answer I'll quit."
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
A totally hot chick with a slammin body; nice peach shaped ass, luscious looking tits, gorgeous hair, but her face is butt face ugly!
Justin: "Dude . . . check out that fine lookin hottie at the bar! That ass is slammin!"
Kevin: "That's DeAnne, she's a butterface, everythings nice but her face."
Kevin: "That's DeAnne, she's a butterface, everythings nice but her face."
by The Anrkissed May 08, 2008
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