11 definitions by The Anticlown

Chickenfoot

Symbolizing cock-fighting, a person would present this item to another as a declaration of a challenge, a fight typically to the death. The two parties are automatically in agreement, reluctance is irrelevant, and once the challenge is issued, cannot be rescinded by either party under penalty of death. No weapons or cheating are allowed but at times is loosely enforced. However, dirty fighting is acceptable.

After watching 3 seasons of Prison Break so far, Ralphum had become annoyed by Trayvon's incessant blathering and spoilers. Intent on watching season 4 properly, it was then Ralphum decided to take matters into his own hands. He presented to Trayvon an eaten buffalo wing leg bone. Ralphum chickenfoot Trayvon.

by The Anticlown May 24, 2017

stem-on-stem

The act of rubbing two penises against each other like two pieces of wood starting a campfire.

Eve got everyone cast out of Eden bc she was being a triflin' ho. It was cold outside of the garden but their reaction towards Eve moreso as they gave her the cold shoulder. So Adam and Steve decided to embrace each other for warmth. They pressed up against each other. But their tallywhackers were hanging and get cold from the wind. So they grabbed them and started stem-on-stemming for frictional warmth because no one wants a freezing dildo up their asshole. They took turns parking their canes in each other while laying on the back of the other to keep them warm.

by The Anticlown April 19, 2017

Peach

An emoji incorrectly used by Millennial twats to represent an ass. It actually represents the pussy and was made relevant by Castor Troy in Face/Off who represented it as the simile to the labia, the groove of the fruit being the space between the labial lips.

"I could eat a peach for hours," Castor Troy stated as he was enjoying a succulent peach in the presence of his female company, implying his penchant for performing cunnilingus upon females.

by The Anticlown June 15, 2017

Red ranger

The act of stabbing someone in the gut. Typically with a sword but any sharp object will do.

Jason: Did you hear what Ricky did? He stabbed his roommate in the gut.

Tommy: Damn!
Jason: Yeah. Guy bled out. He's dead.
Tommy: Damn. He red rangered his ass.

OtakuJuan: You know what I like about the red ranger from Liveman, Yusuke Amamiya?
WeeabooTu: What?
OtakuJuan: In the final battle against the boss, he didn't engage in a long and drawn out fight. He just simply stabbed the boss in the gut with his sword.
OtakuTu: Trollololol! He's the best red senshi evar!

by The Anticlown February 4, 2015