That Weird Kid Next Door's definitions

gweeb

a combination of a geek and a dweeb

"steven is such a gweeb. but don't let that fool ya... he's a freak in da sack!"

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

cum-guzzler

(n.) an alternative to asshole, cocksucker, etc. used between my friends and i when joking around or annoyed.

"dammit cindy, you cum-guzzler, i don't wanna know all the details you giving gavan a bj!"

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

burt

when you burp and it hurts

owwwww, i just let a burt

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

pete steele

the darkly sexy lead singer of the metal band type o negative. showed off his monstrous cock in an issue of playgirl. mmmm! can't get enough of that long black hair and those muscles! >: )

hey look, that dude looks just like pete steele!

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

flart

a flabby fart, i.e. a fart that causes your buttcheeks to flap around

damn, that sure was a loud flart!

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

afi

an amazing band that unfortunately as of late has acquired a bunch of posers who try to call themselves fans, after probably only listening to the songs "miss murder" and "the missing frame", having only bought the album decemberunderground to hear those songs and having never heard any of their other albums. chances are those people probably also listen to fall out boy *shudders* go listen to black sails in the sunset! or will it be too much for you lil poser minds??? their shirts have been spotted on preps. AAAAH, don't befoul the name of afi by wearing it on your body NOOOOOOOOO! *dies* davey is a genius. the end : D

wannabe poser-punk prep: like OMG i sooo love afi!
me: i shall consume your soul you worthless piece of shit

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 17, 2007