TesTy_DaBlockz's definitions

GTGASAP

GTGASAP means "Got To Go As Soon As Possible"; it either means you have to go very fast and cannot wait for your friend to say goodbye, it can also be used (more logically) to say that your friend must go as soon as possible for some odd reasons.

Example 1:
Girl: "Hello!"
Boy: "Ayyo0! Sup// Hru?? !!"
Girl: "Ig 1 G0OD wbu?!?"
Boy: "1drk Bru"
Girl: "WAIT MY MOMS CALLING ME GTGASAP"
Boy: "4W MAN!!1!"

Example 2:
"Hey bruh we gtgasap because this monster is 'boutta get-us"

by TesTy_DaBlockz May 18, 2023

You

The most majestic, beautiful, fantastic, funny, gorgeous, and intelligent being known to the universe. You, the result of a miracle.

James: Hey, am I ugly?
Bob: No, you aren't.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

sthu

When you ask somebody to sthu, you're asking them to SHUT THE HELL UP. You know that.

Kid 1: "nerd"
Kid 2: "sthu dumbass"

by TesTy_DaBlockz August 30, 2023

lacking horniness

Another word for a naive child with an innocent mind, or a person who knows the truth but doesn't give a shit.

Andy: Bro everybody in this whole class browses rule 34 every day except for Diego!
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 4, 2023

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

under 13

Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.

User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.

EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 6, 2023