TesTy_DaBlockz's definitions

You

The most majestic, beautiful, fantastic, funny, gorgeous, and intelligent being known to the universe. You, the result of a miracle.

James: Hey, am I ugly?
Bob: No, you aren't.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

sthu

When you ask somebody to sthu, you're asking them to SHUT THE HELL UP. You know that.

Kid 1: "nerd"
Kid 2: "sthu dumbass"

by TesTy_DaBlockz August 30, 2023

then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 13, 2023

GTGASAP

GTGASAP means "Got To Go As Soon As Possible"; it either means you have to go very fast and cannot wait for your friend to say goodbye, it can also be used (more logically) to say that your friend must go as soon as possible for some odd reasons.

Example 1:
Girl: "Hello!"
Boy: "Ayyo0! Sup// Hru?? !!"
Girl: "Ig 1 G0OD wbu?!?"
Boy: "1drk Bru"
Girl: "WAIT MY MOMS CALLING ME GTGASAP"
Boy: "4W MAN!!1!"

Example 2:
"Hey bruh we gtgasap because this monster is 'boutta get-us"

by TesTy_DaBlockz May 18, 2023

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023