Tenacious Faulker's definitions

legendary

Intensifier added to any word to take it's meaning to its highest power imaginable.

Win: Legendary win

Fail: Legendary fail

Kill: Legendary kill

Awesomeness: Legendary awesomeness

The Dude: The Legendary Dude

Dog's balls: Legendary Dog's balls

Weed: Legendary weed

pwned: Legendary pwned

Sex: Lengendary sex

Get it?

by Tenacious Faulker April 1, 2009

yeah. wait! what?

An increasingly used phrase that one utters while paying half-attention to a conversation, agreeing, then realizing that they possibly agreed to or missed out on something important which they are otherwise unprepared to handle or agree to.

Tony: *playing Temple Run*

Danny: Tony, I've been hiding my feelings for you for so long because I wasn't sure you felt the same. I've been in the closet for so long that this is really difficult for me. So here it goes: I'm gay and I love you. Always have. And want to be be with you always. Please tell me you feel the same?

Tony: Yeah. Wait! What? * drops phone as realization sets in*

by Tenacious Faulker March 9, 2013

meet and greet

Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.

The National Protological Association annuall convention's meet and greet was a success. I met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 cocktail waitresses.

by Tenacious Faulker July 11, 2009

bubble burst

1) When something has been going exceeding well only to then run its inevitable course and either decline or fail altogether; a market correction.

2) a term adopted in business to describe an event that is currently faultering or failing or has the potential to do so.

1) I thought my job as a lawyer was recession-proof, but when Jesus returned, sent all the sinners to hell and left everyone remaining on Earth singing Kum By Ya, that bubble burst!

2) In 2007: My house was just appraised at 130% of what I bought it for and I don't think the market can support more than that for much longer. I'm going to sell it now before the bubble bursts next year.

by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009

Short

The small coffee size at Starbuck's; the only size on the menu there that makes any sense (et al Tall, Grande, Vente).

"Short" is the smallest size Starbuck's offers, but you'll only get this if you ask for it by name. If you do order a "small" the barista will likely give you a "Tall" because anyone asking for a "small" will get the "Tall", which is the smallest size for which the prices are actually on the menu. Also only their hot drinks can be served in the "Short" size. Sound confsing? Yeah, I hate Starbuck's too!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009

left and right

A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.

I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.

Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.

I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.

We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.

by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009

eye guzzling

An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.

1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.

2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.

by Tenacious Faulker February 29, 2016