Tenacious Faulker's definitions
A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.
Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!
Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!
Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!
Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009
Get the God's Vaginamug. Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
by Tenacious Faulker September 20, 2011
Get the sheenismug. To throw one's hat in (as "in the ring") is to:
1) to challenge or contend for something.
2) nominate someone or oneself for something. To volunteer.
A boxing metaphor that originated in the early 19th century when one who wished to challenge a boxer would throw his hat into the ring as a way of having your challenge noticed in a crowded ring.
1) to challenge or contend for something.
2) nominate someone or oneself for something. To volunteer.
A boxing metaphor that originated in the early 19th century when one who wished to challenge a boxer would throw his hat into the ring as a way of having your challenge noticed in a crowded ring.
In 1912 Theodore Roosevelt, who was an advid boxer, was the first presidential candidate to use "throw my hat in the ring" to announce his run at the U.S. presidency.
by Tenacious Faulker April 5, 2009
Get the throw my hatmug. Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.
by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015
Get the panic bonermug. Someone who is foul and disgusting in appearance, attitude, speech and/or deed even by ghetto standards.
Darnelle: I got busy with dis bitch last night, Yo! She did everything! She pissed on me, threw up in my mouth, shit on my chest, and put big ass beads in my ass!
Tavone: And you came here without a bath?! Damn, D! Get yo' nasty ass away from me, Yo!
Tavone: And you came here without a bath?! Damn, D! Get yo' nasty ass away from me, Yo!
by Tenacious Faulker November 22, 2011
Get the nasty assmug. To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
by Tenacious Faulker March 5, 2014
Get the eyeball testmug. This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
Get the three finger proctological exammug.