Tenacious Faulker's definitions
Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time.
Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you think?
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.
Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.
Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.
by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2010
Get the dick missionmug. 1) Doing what society expects of you; being a proper ciizen; acting properly. Using socially acceptable behavior. Another way to say "walk the straight and narrow path"; being a "proper"citizen; straight laced.
2) The alternate name for "Troublemaker", by Weezer, by dumbasses because they only really listen to the chorus.
2) The alternate name for "Troublemaker", by Weezer, by dumbasses because they only really listen to the chorus.
"Troublemaker" Exerpt, 2nd verse:
I'm growin' out my hair,
I'm movin' up to Cherokee,
I'm gonna be a rockstar,
And you will go ta bed with me,
'Cause I can't work a job,
Like any other slob,
Punchin' in and punchin' out
and suckin-up to "Bob".
Marryin' a bi-otch,
Havin' seven ki-ods,
Givin' up and growin' old,
And hopin' there's a God.
I'm a troublemaker,
Never been a faker.
Doin' things my own way
And never givin' up
I'm a troublemaker,
Not a doubletaker.
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
I'm growin' out my hair,
I'm movin' up to Cherokee,
I'm gonna be a rockstar,
And you will go ta bed with me,
'Cause I can't work a job,
Like any other slob,
Punchin' in and punchin' out
and suckin-up to "Bob".
Marryin' a bi-otch,
Havin' seven ki-ods,
Givin' up and growin' old,
And hopin' there's a God.
I'm a troublemaker,
Never been a faker.
Doin' things my own way
And never givin' up
I'm a troublemaker,
Not a doubletaker.
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
by Tenacious Faulker June 25, 2009
Get the keep it on the upmug. 1) When something has been going exceeding well only to then run its inevitable course and either decline or fail altogether; a market correction.
2) a term adopted in business to describe an event that is currently faultering or failing or has the potential to do so.
2) a term adopted in business to describe an event that is currently faultering or failing or has the potential to do so.
1) I thought my job as a lawyer was recession-proof, but when Jesus returned, sent all the sinners to hell and left everyone remaining on Earth singing Kum By Ya, that bubble burst!
2) In 2007: My house was just appraised at 130% of what I bought it for and I don't think the market can support more than that for much longer. I'm going to sell it now before the bubble bursts next year.
2) In 2007: My house was just appraised at 130% of what I bought it for and I don't think the market can support more than that for much longer. I'm going to sell it now before the bubble bursts next year.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
Get the bubble burstmug. Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
by Tenacious Faulker September 20, 2011
Get the sheenismug. To throw one's hat in (as "in the ring") is to:
1) to challenge or contend for something.
2) nominate someone or oneself for something. To volunteer.
A boxing metaphor that originated in the early 19th century when one who wished to challenge a boxer would throw his hat into the ring as a way of having your challenge noticed in a crowded ring.
1) to challenge or contend for something.
2) nominate someone or oneself for something. To volunteer.
A boxing metaphor that originated in the early 19th century when one who wished to challenge a boxer would throw his hat into the ring as a way of having your challenge noticed in a crowded ring.
In 1912 Theodore Roosevelt, who was an advid boxer, was the first presidential candidate to use "throw my hat in the ring" to announce his run at the U.S. presidency.
by Tenacious Faulker April 5, 2009
Get the throw my hatmug. Someone who is foul and disgusting in appearance, attitude, speech and/or deed even by ghetto standards.
Darnelle: I got busy with dis bitch last night, Yo! She did everything! She pissed on me, threw up in my mouth, shit on my chest, and put big ass beads in my ass!
Tavone: And you came here without a bath?! Damn, D! Get yo' nasty ass away from me, Yo!
Tavone: And you came here without a bath?! Damn, D! Get yo' nasty ass away from me, Yo!
by Tenacious Faulker November 22, 2011
Get the nasty assmug. Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.
by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015
Get the panic bonermug.