76 definitions by Tenacious Faulker
1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".
Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".
Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
by Tenacious Faulker July 11, 2007
The stupid, singing, rubber bass that you mount to your double-wide's porch next to your family's favorite pastime, the bug-zapper.
Jeb Bush: George, did the tax-payers foot the bill for that Bill Blass you have on?
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
by Tenacious Faulker April 3, 2009
A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.
From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views
Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up
why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up
Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up
I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up
32,041,195 views
Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up
why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up
Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up
I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up
by Tenacious Faulker January 11, 2012
A spanish word, supposedly meaning "large", bastardized by the Starbucks marketing machine to mean medium; their 16oz coffee.
I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". Grande is spanish for large, right? "Short" is the only size that makes any sense and "Vente" is an Italian word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them small, medium, large and extra large anyway?
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009
by Tenacious Faulker April 5, 2009
1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.
2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.
3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.
3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.
2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.
3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.
3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009