Telephony's definitions

vicey versey

How many people say the phrase, "vice versa".

{Craig}: Mark, please clean out the plastic cat toliet and the sink -- or vicey versey.

by Telephony May 11, 2016

prison comby

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.

{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.

by Telephony July 21, 2014

braindouching

Not too unlike brainwashing, but using a stronger form of brainwashing.

{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched

Rikers was subject to a technique rather historically inaccurately referred to as braindouching.

by Telephony September 4, 2013

queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

by Telephony August 24, 2018

piddle you!

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.

Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!

by Telephony December 18, 2016

neighbourino

(n.) pronounced, "\nā-bər'ē-nō\"
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.

Hi-dee-ho neighbourino!

by Telephony August 2, 2014

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021