Telephony's definitions

piddle opposite of "on"

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

by Telephony September 26, 2010

lovepot

A pet (such as a cat or dog) that displays an extraordinary degree of love to his/her owner. Such behaviours may include (but are not limited to) kissing, love nibbling, & head butting, (and for cats only) purring loudly and scent marking.

Coco is such a huge lovepot for head butting me, giving me Coco kisses, scent marking me as his, and giving me gentle little love nibbles.

by Telephony May 1, 2018

dipsty dumpster

Another name for a garbage dumpster; the large rectangular wheeled garbage receptacle often found in alleys.

Hey Mike!!! I just tried to throw out this box; the dipsty dumpster in Crawford Place is full, so I'm going to try the one in the alley behind the apartments on Olive Way next.

by Telephony January 25, 2011

TGIF

An acronym standing for "Tits Go In Front".

Don't you know that the TGIF you dumb broad?!?

by Telephony December 31, 2010

We're off to see the toilet

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)

♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

by Telephony May 22, 2016

walltoilet

Misspelled as walltoliet in another UD definition.
Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.

Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoilet and flooded it!!

by Telephony September 10, 2019

TubeHead

Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.

{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!

by Telephony August 13, 2016