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by Telephony July 23, 2015
Get the blow mug.Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
by Telephony July 24, 2014
Get the assbonnet mug.What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.
{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
by Telephony October 11, 2014
Get the barbie pin mug.When you're playing the video game Digimon Racing on your Nintendo Game Boy Advance, one of your weapons is the Debris Cannon -- but it really does sound like Febreze Cannon when your digimon driver shouts it out!
I was playing Digimon Racing the other day, and l heard one of my digimon shout, "Febreze Cannon!", so I went and got a can of Febreze Air Effects and studied it to see if I could launch the little fucker at slow cars in my lane and see them douched out in my rear view mirror.
by Telephony December 12, 2016
Get the Febreze Cannon mug.Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.
{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!
by Telephony August 13, 2016
Get the TubeHead mug.Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015
Get the Fairly EvenParents mug.Somebody who infuses molten glass with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium, thus creating Vaseline glass marbles aka. uranated glass marbles -- although other items such as ashtrays, vases, commemorative glass insulators, etc. can be made with it.
Not to be confused with urinal or even urinator.
Not to be confused with urinal or even urinator.
Hey Bob! Did you know that Husoos is a uranator now?
Yeah, he got a job at the Vaseline glass marble factory about three weeks ago.
Yeah, he got a job at the Vaseline glass marble factory about three weeks ago.
by Telephony January 2, 2013
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