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synthetic air raid siren

The sound of an air raid siren, produced solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real air raid sirens are dented with a hammer, mutilated, or even destroyed when synthetic air raid sirens are deployed
Timmy, you've just got to "lissen" to the zax from the Commodore Amiga demo, "Massive" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Skarla! You can hear synthetic air raid sirens at the very beginning!
by Telephony January 18, 2017
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toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!
by Telephony February 12, 2015
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pissbrain

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
by Telephony March 20, 2014
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FV¢K YOURSELF

Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.
If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!
by Telephony August 22, 2011
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cement truck

What many people erroneously call a concrete truck.

"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.

So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
Hey George! Look at that cement truck across the street! The guy fucked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour's lawn!
by Telephony August 9, 2012
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toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).
You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!
by Telephony January 4, 2011
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choons

Another word meaning, "music" or "tunes".
Often refers to computer-generated music (like the kind found in demo pograms) but can mean any type of music.
Those demos by Science 451, The Douche Crew, and Abyss have some awesome choons in them!

The new Anthrax album, "Worship Music" has some totally killer choons on it!
by Telephony August 23, 2012
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