(Jim): Harry, you just nocked the cherry off your smoke and it's burning a hole in my rug!!!
(Harry): O FUCK!!! Sorry dude!!! {stomps the smouldering rug out with his shoe and relights his smoke}.
(Harry): O FUCK!!! Sorry dude!!! {stomps the smouldering rug out with his shoe and relights his smoke}.
by Telephony October 12, 2011
Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 08, 2014
The bedroom.
You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.
Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!
You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.
Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!
Honey, let's head on up to the restroom and make some serious whoopie!
Then we can REST afterward!!!
Then we can REST afterward!!!
by Telephony October 11, 2014
What some people call mouthwash -- a liquid (frequently composed of a high percentage of alcohol which often causes a burning sensation) that you swirl around inside your mouth and spit into the sink approx. half a minute later.
{Greg}: Suze, can you please pick up a bottle of mouthdouche while you're at the store?
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!
by Telephony November 15, 2018
How a surprisingly large percentage of people pronounce (and spell) the word sherbet which is a frozen dairy product which is usually fruity with a minimal butterfat content.
by Telephony July 18, 2018
No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).
by Telephony May 29, 2016
The correct way to spell this word; it is not spelled, "donut" as many people (and even some well-known doughnut shops) spell it.
(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
by Telephony November 14, 2018