Definitions by Telephony
βµñg#Ø£€
How one might type the word, "bunghole" when they're using an online BBS (forums or even fora if you want to be a dick about it) when the forum censors that word.
Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
NSFH
Not Safe For Homosexicles -- a phrase, image, video, or song that has the potential to offend faggots.
{Seen in the description of a YouTube video of a drone flight}:
I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.
I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.
pissbladder
Just when we thought that we've seen the end of the stupid red Myrbetriq walking pissbladder -- it's baaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! :-(
pissbladder by Telephony May 23, 2021
timber bell
A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.
timber bell by Telephony May 19, 2021
Yo! Whassup homes?
A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
Yo! Whassup homes? by Telephony March 31, 2021
douchepail
A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.
douchepail by Telephony February 23, 2021
doucheknocker
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
doucheknocker by Telephony January 23, 2021